Do you have feelings of inadequacy (Vanity)

crushelits | Februart 22, 2006 | crushelits

[crushelits]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

 

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[Slings and Arrows]

Tequila: Because stupid should hurt.

[Hoodlum91]

Jose Cuervo is a friend of mine (I can't believe how many opportunities FR gives me to sing that song!)

[Perdogg]

You know, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

[Deaf Smith]

Me, Tequila and 8 Ball in a bar don't mix too well.

Up to about the 12th oz, I could hold the table then all hell would break loose.

Now I only drink it at the house.

[presidio9]

[RockinRight]

[The SISU kid]

presidio9,

You're my hero!!! You don't know how long I search the net looking for just that Pee Wee dance!!!

Thanks!

8^)

[AnOldCowhand]

One of my Dad's favorite jokes:

What did the mouse say after he drank some tequila?

(Pounding his chest)Breeeng to me theees cat!

[phantomworker]

And who is this dude?

[RockinRight]

Sammy Hagar.

[phantomworker]

I always like his songs.

[Atlas Sneezed]

there is no worm in tequila

you are thinking of Mezcal

[Salamander]

Whoa.
I don't want to discuss my [former] relationship with Demon Tequila.

[but if you care to try, drink half a bottle of Sprite, then fill the now half-empty bottle with Cuervo Gold, give it a good shake and drink it while it's still foaming. *If* you can still talk afterwards, tell everybody you just had a "Mad Dog". Believe me, when you drink it you'll know both reasons why I called it that]....;-D

Ah.
The good old days of my horribly misspent bar-band youth.

[rzeznikj at stout]

LMAO!!

[crushelits]

There's no liquor in the market than can substitute a couple of shots of tequila. In fact, there is nothing in the market (including drugs) that can substitute two shots of tequila.

The sensation cannot be replicated, duplicate, imitated...

Sorry body.

[crushelits]

Contrary to popular belief tequila does not come with a worm.
Mezcal, tequila's cousin does. And that my man is a killer of a drink.
It's a mean drink!

[crushelits]

Some people who drink tequila, or should I say, the devil in some people will come out when drinking tequila...

[Salamander]

That's why I quit.

[I'm evil enough sober].....;D

[King Prout]

the one and only time I ever drank tequila, the only thing that came out of me was a year's worth of food and my toenails.