British spy caught on tape masturbating on a stone-like transmitter

funreports.com ^ | 2/9/2006 | Staff

[Red Badger]

Journalist of Russia’s First TV Channel (ORT) Viktor Shvagerus insists that Russian special services have a video of British spy Andrew Fleming masturbating on the spy stone. Two weeks ago, Russia’s FSB reported seizing of a spy electronic device belonging to the British intelligence designed as a stone. But it turned out later that the national TV channels did not show the most interesting part of the spy scandal. British spy masturbates on the transmitter

The other day, cameraman of the First TV Channel Viktor Shvagerus informed on his Internet page (the blog ‘svezhy’) that editors of the channel had censored the footage of the operation made by the FSB. The cameraman wrote: “Censorship was applied to the footage showing one of the supposed spies performing an indecent action with the stone-like transmitter. Behind the cameras FSB experts explained that the British spy was masturbating in front of the stone. They did not name the man, but they grinned every time the name of Andrew Fleming was mentioned (secretary of the British Embassy in Russia Andrew Fleming is meant).”

There is no reason to doubt the credibility of the statements made by the well-known journalist. The spy stone scandal was stinky from very beginning. And now when more details of the story have surfaced it seems to be more revolting.

Head of the RF FSB’s Public Relations Center Colonel Sergey Ignatchenko says the electronic device disguised as a stone may cost about $30 million. Mr. Andrew Fleming will have a good time talking to his chiefs about the frivolous actions that he performed with such an expensive device, Express Gazeta wrote.

[Millee]

From Russia with Love, II!

[blackie]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL, all men have that skill; right?

[martin_fierro]

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[new cruelty]

[Red Badger]

He was doing a little bit more than "Romancing the Stone"........

[Red Badger]

Engaging in an act like that sure shows a lot of spELunk.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Huh.

If he gets investigated for this, he'll probably take a cue from Bubba and say: "Define 'masturbate'."

[fanfan]

a stone-like transmitter

Sounds like a beeber-like device.

[Darksheare]

It was merely a "full power test" of the transmitter.

[llevrok]

You gotta hand this guy something for infiltrating the DU

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

British spy caught on tape masturbating on a stone-like transmitter

Dude... you're a Brit...? :)

[visualops]

Looks like he handed himself...

[Xenalyte]

Y'all have GOT to see this one.

[Flyer]

Is it better than the guy with the lobster in his pants?

[Xenalyte]

I don't know if I'd say "better," but it's definitely up there.

[girlscout]

The spy stone scandal was stinky from very beginning.

Stinky or sticky?

[Flyer]

Stone crabs would add an interesting twist to these stories.

[Babu]

Obviously the Ruskies have need of one of these fine signs:

[NCC-1701]

He loved himself long time,