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British spy caught on tape masturbating on a stone-like transmitter
funreports.com ^ | 2/9/2006 | Staff

Posted on 02/15/2006 9:56:45 AM PST by Red Badger

Journalist of Russia’s First TV Channel (ORT) Viktor Shvagerus insists that Russian special services have a video of British spy Andrew Fleming masturbating on the spy stone. Two weeks ago, Russia’s FSB reported seizing of a spy electronic device belonging to the British intelligence designed as a stone. But it turned out later that the national TV channels did not show the most interesting part of the spy scandal. British spy masturbates on the transmitter

The other day, cameraman of the First TV Channel Viktor Shvagerus informed on his Internet page (the blog ‘svezhy’) that editors of the channel had censored the footage of the operation made by the FSB. The cameraman wrote: “Censorship was applied to the footage showing one of the supposed spies performing an indecent action with the stone-like transmitter. Behind the cameras FSB experts explained that the British spy was masturbating in front of the stone. They did not name the man, but they grinned every time the name of Andrew Fleming was mentioned (secretary of the British Embassy in Russia Andrew Fleming is meant).”

There is no reason to doubt the credibility of the statements made by the well-known journalist. The spy stone scandal was stinky from very beginning. And now when more details of the story have surfaced it seems to be more revolting.

Head of the RF FSB’s Public Relations Center Colonel Sergey Ignatchenko says the electronic device disguised as a stone may cost about $30 million. Mr. Andrew Fleming will have a good time talking to his chiefs about the frivolous actions that he performed with such an expensive device, Express Gazeta wrote.


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It might occur to an old India hand.
21 posted on 02/15/2006 10:27:25 AM PST by dighton
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Funny replies ping..


22 posted on 02/15/2006 10:52:31 AM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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To: dighton

What izzat? Something Vishnu?.......


23 posted on 02/15/2006 10:54:15 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Red Badger

Oh
my
oh my.


24 posted on 02/15/2006 10:54:17 AM PST by najida (Godiva's are Half off today! WHOO HOO!)
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THE SPY WHO LOVED HIMSELF, PING!!!!!
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25 posted on 02/15/2006 10:56:40 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Double OOOOH! Seven?


26 posted on 02/15/2006 10:58:16 AM PST by Darksheare (Leave no clove un hoofed.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL, yeah that's it.


27 posted on 02/15/2006 11:02:37 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

"He's got a license to kill... photographers with laughter."


28 posted on 02/15/2006 11:03:28 AM PST by Darksheare (Leave no clove un hoofed.)
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To: Red Badger

LOL!


29 posted on 02/15/2006 11:06:05 AM PST by butternut_squash_bisque (Borders, Language, Cultureā„¢)
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To: Red Badger

I think he's stuck.


30 posted on 02/15/2006 11:06:11 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Darksheare

Shaken not stirred??


31 posted on 02/15/2006 11:06:22 AM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Millee

He was on a stakeout with his Hummer?


32 posted on 02/15/2006 11:07:05 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Happy Wednesday...)
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To: Billthedrill

Well, he's definately between a rock and a hard place.......


33 posted on 02/15/2006 11:08:03 AM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: Red Badger
Natasha: Hey Boris! I spy something with my eye...........

Hey Rocky, watch me pull....

Erm, never mind.

34 posted on 02/15/2006 11:09:11 AM PST by confederacy of dunces (Workin' & lurkin')
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Jostlin' Powers: The Spy Who Shagged a Stone


35 posted on 02/15/2006 11:09:28 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: Millee
Shaken not stirred??

LOL!!!

Coldfinger

36 posted on 02/15/2006 11:10:29 AM PST by kidd
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To: RockinRight

LOL, I see an Oscar on the horizon for that one.


37 posted on 02/15/2006 11:10:42 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Well, you can say when he is on assignment that he is proactive and takes matters into his own hands!


38 posted on 02/15/2006 11:14:42 AM PST by day10 (Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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He's got a lot of stones to do that.

Engaging in an act like that sure shows a lot of spunk.

39 posted on 02/15/2006 11:16:49 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgences of society's understanding.)
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To: Millee

Pretty much.


40 posted on 02/15/2006 11:16:51 AM PST by Darksheare (Leave no clove un hoofed.)
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