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British spy caught on tape masturbating on a stone-like transmitter
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| 2/9/2006
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Posted on 02/15/2006 9:56:45 AM PST by Red Badger

Journalist of Russias First TV Channel (ORT) Viktor Shvagerus insists that Russian special services have a video of British spy Andrew Fleming masturbating on the spy stone. Two weeks ago, Russias FSB reported seizing of a spy electronic device belonging to the British intelligence designed as a stone. But it turned out later that the national TV channels did not show the most interesting part of the spy scandal. British spy masturbates on the transmitter
The other day, cameraman of the First TV Channel Viktor Shvagerus informed on his Internet page (the blog svezhy) that editors of the channel had censored the footage of the operation made by the FSB. The cameraman wrote: Censorship was applied to the footage showing one of the supposed spies performing an indecent action with the stone-like transmitter. Behind the cameras FSB experts explained that the British spy was masturbating in front of the stone. They did not name the man, but they grinned every time the name of Andrew Fleming was mentioned (secretary of the British Embassy in Russia Andrew Fleming is meant).
There is no reason to doubt the credibility of the statements made by the well-known journalist. The spy stone scandal was stinky from very beginning. And now when more details of the story have surfaced it seems to be more revolting.
Head of the RF FSBs Public Relations Center Colonel Sergey Ignatchenko says the electronic device disguised as a stone may cost about $30 million. Mr. Andrew Fleming will have a good time talking to his chiefs about the frivolous actions that he performed with such an expensive device, Express Gazeta wrote.
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02/15/2006 10:27:25 AM PST
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dighton
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02/15/2006 10:52:31 AM PST
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Millee
(The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
To: dighton
What izzat? Something Vishnu?.......
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02/15/2006 10:54:15 AM PST
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Red Badger
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02/15/2006 10:54:17 AM PST
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najida
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THE SPY WHO LOVED HIMSELF, PING!!!!! |
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02/15/2006 10:58:16 AM PST
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Darksheare
(Leave no clove un hoofed.)
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"He's got a license to kill... photographers with laughter."
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02/15/2006 11:03:28 AM PST
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Darksheare
(Leave no clove un hoofed.)
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02/15/2006 11:06:22 AM PST
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Millee
(The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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He was on a stakeout with his Hummer?
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Well, he's definately between a rock and a hard place.......
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02/15/2006 11:08:03 AM PST
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Red Badger
(And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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Natasha: Hey Boris! I spy something with my eye........... Hey Rocky, watch me pull....
Erm, never mind.
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Jostlin' Powers: The Spy Who Shagged a Stone
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02/15/2006 11:09:28 AM PST
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RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Millee
Shaken not stirred?? LOL!!!
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02/15/2006 11:10:29 AM PST
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kidd
To: RockinRight
LOL, I see an Oscar on the horizon for that one.
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Well, you can say when he is on assignment that he is proactive and takes matters into his own hands!
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02/15/2006 11:14:42 AM PST
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day10
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He's got a lot of stones to do that. Engaging in an act like that sure shows a lot of spunk.
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02/15/2006 11:16:49 AM PST
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Bloody Sam Roberts
(Crime cannot be tolerated. Criminals thrive on the indulgences of society's understanding.)
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Darksheare
(Leave no clove un hoofed.)
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