I hate Valentines Day

[Pukin Dog]

There are better games to play in the bedroom.

You must not have Call of Duty 2.

[Pukin Dog]

LOL - how many stuffed animals did you deliver soaking wet?

Eight of them. Some were soaking from spilled vases.

[Pukin Dog]

This vanity sure beats the hell out of the "my fingers smell" thread a couple days ago!

If thats a complement, I guess I'll take it. LOL.

[Toby06]

Yeah it's a compliment. Good move with the orchids.

[apackof2]

10.0 | 10.0 | 10.0

REAL women REAL men

[Chanticleer]

Nope, I don't. Must be some game!

[F16Fighter]

" If your goal is sex, make sure you toss in the little stuffed animal."

Never heard of that crap working...

Usually, dark chocolate and a whispered "I neeeed you" together with a slooow body caress suffices for me.

[Xenalyte]

Y'all will love this one!

[humblegunner]

You make us all proud.

And wiser!

[Pukin Dog]

I'll tell you a true and funny story:

When I was a nugget pilot, a couple of my superiors each bet me $20 that I wouldn't have the nerve to walk up to this great looking woman in a bar and say "I can make a Tomcat do back-flips, so can you imagine what I could do with your body?"

Being young, drunk, stupid and broke, I took them up on it and almost got a beer poured on my head. I was no longer broke, though.

But, what if I had been hiding a stuffed animal behind my back.....?

[airborne]

Thanks. I feel much better about my day.

[F16Fighter]

"Being young, drunk, stupid and broke, I took them up on it and almost got a beer poured on my head. I was no longer broke, though."

Lol, Mission #1: ACCOMPLISHED (though the degree of "drunk" part didn't help Mission #2.)

"But, what if I had been hiding a stuffed animal behind my back....?"

Been a great ice-breaker IF you had had it.

Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?

[Pukin Dog]

Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?

Yep. Every year there is a huge fair in Del Mar, where you can pick up a giant stuffed animal for your companion.

The trick is to make her carry it around, so she gets tired and wants to leave early.

[F16Fighter]

Heh! There IS a method to your madness afterall.

[pollyannaish]

LOL. Well, I seem to meet a lot of them, so maybe you're a prolific dater?

Seriously, I'm sorry. There is no excuse for that even in deteriorating relationships. I hope you find a good one next time.

Oh...and I don't think I've said it to you, but on behalf of myself and my family...THANK YOU for keeping the rest of us free.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Happy belated Valentine's Day, Blur.

[Army Air Corps]

"...so maybe you're a prolific dater?"

Nope, just have had less than spiffing experiences.

[Grandma Pam]

PD, that was a very nice touch to give the orchids to the receptionist. You're not going soft on us, are you?

Did any of the women notice that the flower delivery van happened to be a Hummer? I know you're in California and this might be a commonplace thing there, but somebody delivering flowers in a Hummer would definitely get my attention here in South Carolina.

[Dolphy]

PD, credit score watchers always fall for the stuffed animal routine :)

[BluH2o]

Well, at least you delivered on Valentines Day ... ordered flowers for my wife to be delivered to her office. Didn't happen ... they delivered the flowers this AM. Called the florist and told them there are only two days a year you have to get it right ... Valentines Day and Mothers Day ... since you screwed it up I'm not paying. Told them if I don't get a credit the local BBB will hear about it as well as anyone else I can think of ... the flowers are on my AMX so I'll simply contest the charge, if it goes thru.