[Pukin Dog]

I'll tell you a true and funny story:

When I was a nugget pilot, a couple of my superiors each bet me $20 that I wouldn't have the nerve to walk up to this great looking woman in a bar and say "I can make a Tomcat do back-flips, so can you imagine what I could do with your body?"

Being young, drunk, stupid and broke, I took them up on it and almost got a beer poured on my head. I was no longer broke, though.

But, what if I had been hiding a stuffed animal behind my back.....?

[F16Fighter]

"Being young, drunk, stupid and broke, I took them up on it and almost got a beer poured on my head. I was no longer broke, though."

Lol, Mission #1: ACCOMPLISHED (though the degree of "drunk" part didn't help Mission #2.)

"But, what if I had been hiding a stuffed animal behind my back....?"

Been a great ice-breaker IF you had had it.

Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?