[F16Fighter]

"Being young, drunk, stupid and broke, I took them up on it and almost got a beer poured on my head. I was no longer broke, though."

Lol, Mission #1: ACCOMPLISHED (though the degree of "drunk" part didn't help Mission #2.)

"But, what if I had been hiding a stuffed animal behind my back....?"

Been a great ice-breaker IF you had had it.

Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?

[Pukin Dog]

Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?

Yep. Every year there is a huge fair in Del Mar, where you can pick up a giant stuffed animal for your companion.

The trick is to make her carry it around, so she gets tired and wants to leave early.

[arasina]

Has the stuffed animal bit ever worked for you before?

Don't get any ideas, QTF16. ;^P