[F16Fighter]

" If your goal is sex, make sure you toss in the little stuffed animal."

Never heard of that crap working...

Usually, dark chocolate and a whispered "I neeeed you" together with a slooow body caress suffices for me.

[Pukin Dog]

I'll tell you a true and funny story:

When I was a nugget pilot, a couple of my superiors each bet me $20 that I wouldn't have the nerve to walk up to this great looking woman in a bar and say "I can make a Tomcat do back-flips, so can you imagine what I could do with your body?"

Being young, drunk, stupid and broke, I took them up on it and almost got a beer poured on my head. I was no longer broke, though.

But, what if I had been hiding a stuffed animal behind my back.....?