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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus

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To: where HE leads me

Welcome to FR!


81 posted on 02/14/2006 8:06:25 PM PST by jdm (You can learn a lot about paranoids just by following them around.)
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To: null and void

Bwahahaha!


82 posted on 02/14/2006 8:06:33 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: phoenix0468

I need to be spared...but it's human nature to want to make sense of things.


83 posted on 02/14/2006 8:08:01 PM PST by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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84 posted on 02/14/2006 8:08:22 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Every man reading this thread has been shifting uncomfortably in his seat.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

GAAAACK!!!!


85 posted on 02/14/2006 8:08:57 PM PST by bannie (The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

A you have been warned Ping.


86 posted on 02/14/2006 8:13:15 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; cgk

If he were a soldier, this story would be giving new meaning to the phrase 'get the lead out Marines!' ;)


87 posted on 02/14/2006 8:15:17 PM PST by Ultra Sonic 007 (Hitler and Stalin have nothing on Abortion)
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To: Coleus

Was his "lover" male or female? I'm wondering if he needed to use a #2 pencil.


88 posted on 02/14/2006 8:20:17 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OMG. That's just... GROSS. Now I'm gonna have nightmares!

"Does this gerbil make my butt look big?"


89 posted on 02/14/2006 8:28:32 PM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: Coleus

I'm betting he'll make it onto the Charles Darwin Award list. LOL.


90 posted on 02/14/2006 8:30:53 PM PST by where HE leads me
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To: Coleus

Gives new meaning to the term, "Woody"!


91 posted on 02/14/2006 8:32:51 PM PST by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: Army Air Corps
"Is that a pencil in your pocket"


Who was the girl that after sex, the guy asked if it "hurt" her, and she replied,


"Hurt me?!

The last time I saw something that big it had an eraser on the end of it!"


Wasn't that Mae West or somethin'?
92 posted on 02/14/2006 8:38:08 PM PST by dagoofyfoot
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To: Panzerlied

Yep, he was sportin' wood fer sher.


93 posted on 02/14/2006 8:42:10 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Brokeback Mountain: "for once, the good guys get it in the end." -SNL)
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To: dagoofyfoot

Man, this story is a gold mine of humour...


94 posted on 02/14/2006 8:43:18 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: where HE leads me
I'm betting he'll make it onto the Charles Darwin Award list.

Not if he survives it. At best, an Honorable Mention.


95 posted on 02/14/2006 8:43:23 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
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To: bannie

Let's just say they call them gerbil races. And the race is for the gerbil to get out before it suffocates to death.


96 posted on 02/14/2006 8:45:54 PM PST by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: JRios1968

Well, he might be surviving the initial activity, but if it is a sustained habit, he won't have any offspring to pass his highly intelligent genes on to.


97 posted on 02/14/2006 8:46:07 PM PST by where HE leads me
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To: where HE leads me
Well, he might be surviving the initial activity, but if it is a sustained habit, he won't have any offspring to pass his highly intelligent genes on to.

We can only hope...this idiot could easily migrate to the US, have children and they would more than likely be Dem voters.

98 posted on 02/14/2006 8:48:41 PM PST by JRios1968 (I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
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To: where HE leads me

Happy V-Day WHLM. Welcome to FR.


99 posted on 02/14/2006 8:49:55 PM PST by phoenix0468 (http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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To: Coleus

God luv ya!! I was too chicken to post this! LOL! Get the lead out, baby!! ;o)


100 posted on 02/14/2006 8:55:02 PM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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