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Pencil in penis backfires
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Posted on 02/14/2006 7:12:19 PM PST by Coleus
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: balkans; belgrade; bladder; bravodelta; darwinaward; impotence; milosevic; ouch; pencil; penis; serb; serbia; viagra; zeljkotupic
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To: windcliff
To: Coleus
Darned backfiring penicils!
62
posted on
02/14/2006 7:43:07 PM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(Seriousness lends force to bad arguments. - P J O'Rourke)
To: Petronski
63
posted on
02/14/2006 7:44:04 PM PST
by
cyborg
(I just love that man.)
To: Dashing Dasher
64
posted on
02/14/2006 7:44:47 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Slings and Arrows
Good grief!! Next thing you know they'll take a gerbil and...
Oh wait....
65
posted on
02/14/2006 7:45:30 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: Vicki
Holey Moley. Ok. Consider the place where the pencil was stuck. I'm reading your story thinking howdaheck did he get a freaking CUKE in there?!? LOL
66
posted on
02/14/2006 7:47:12 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: NicknamedBob; Old Sarge; Darksheare
Ya just won't believe it. That's all I'm saying.
67
posted on
02/14/2006 7:48:09 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: martin_fierro
Couldofbeenworse!
It could have been a shattered glass thermometer!!!!! :-)
To: Coleus
I wish I would have posted this.
69
posted on
02/14/2006 7:51:38 PM PST
by
Nomorjer Kinov
(If the opposite of "pro" is "con" , what is the opposite of progress?)
To: Trillian; Slings and Arrows
LOL.
I don't want to know what the recoil is like for that thing.
-_-
70
posted on
02/14/2006 7:52:30 PM PST
by
Do not dub me shapka broham
("The moment that someone wants to forbid caricatures, that is the moment we publish them.")
To: Charles Henrickson
71
posted on
02/14/2006 7:53:37 PM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Do not dub me shapka broham
That is an experiment that I will let someone else run.
[Besides, the real problem is controlling the elevation.]
72
posted on
02/14/2006 7:58:43 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
To: StarCMC
73
posted on
02/14/2006 7:59:06 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
To: Coleus
GOTT im HIMMEL!!!!!!
I'm not a man, but that HAS to be the top of STUPID!!!!
74
posted on
02/14/2006 7:59:53 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Coleus
OUCH!!!!
75
posted on
02/14/2006 8:00:07 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than take a ride with Ted Kennedy)
To: Vicki
My Aunt's ex was an anathesiologist. He has some doozies. Light bulbs, and yes gerbals. Some pretty disgusting stuff gets seen by the ER folks.
76
posted on
02/14/2006 8:01:12 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
To: Army Air Corps
Was it a Dixon Ticonderoga or an Eberhard Faber?It was a Dick's In Ticonderoga...
77
posted on
02/14/2006 8:01:28 PM PST
by
null and void
(<---- Aged to perfection, and beyond...)
To: JRios1968
You're gonna' send me WHERE????"
78
posted on
02/14/2006 8:03:59 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: phoenix0468
One hears about gerbils. I'm NOT ASKING, but my brain can't even imagine what's done with it!!!!!
79
posted on
02/14/2006 8:05:17 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: bannie
Well, he says......
I'll spare you.
80
posted on
02/14/2006 8:06:13 PM PST
by
phoenix0468
(http://www.mylocalforum.com -- Go Speak Your Mind.)
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