1 posted on
02/14/2006 1:05:45 PM PST by
nuconvert
To: snugs; Cinnamon Girl
2 posted on
02/14/2006 1:09:06 PM PST by
Tax-chick
(My remark was stupid, and I'm a slave of the patriarchy. So?)
To: krb
3 posted on
02/14/2006 1:12:00 PM PST by
wolfpat
(Dum vivimus, vivamus.)
To: nuconvert
"Dick Cheney has never blinked in his entire life. Never."
Highly possible in the proverbial sense.
4 posted on
02/14/2006 1:13:50 PM PST by
peacebaby
(I'm fixin' to think about beginning to start to get ready to work)
To: scott says; AdmSmith
5 posted on
02/14/2006 1:16:36 PM PST by
nuconvert
([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
My wife said some people think he is a "Dick."
To: nuconvert; PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; ...
9 posted on
02/14/2006 1:32:35 PM PST by
Millee
(The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
To: nuconvert
Dick Cheney...before he dicks youSen. Patrick Leahy (D-GFY)
15 posted on
02/14/2006 1:41:45 PM PST by
Snardius
(And you KNOW what I'm talking about...)
To: nuconvert
This is an old one, but it needs to be repeated.
Superman wears Dick Cheney pajamas.
16 posted on
02/14/2006 1:43:06 PM PST by
chapin2500
(The road to hell is paved with liberals.)
To: nuconvert
To: nuconvert
The Bogey Man checks under his bed for Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney is actually dead, the Grim Reaper just has not had the courage to tell him.
21 posted on
02/14/2006 2:23:42 PM PST by
evilC
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To: nuconvert
An Eyewitness at the shooting reports that it went down like this:Quail: 'Lawyer season!'
Lawyer: 'Quail season!'
Quail: 'Lawyer season!'
Lawyer: 'Quail season!'
Quail: 'Quail season!'
Lawyer: 'Lawyer season!'
Cheney: BOOM!
To: nuconvert; Tax-chick
Dick Cheney is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right hands. This one's particularly cute.
24 posted on
02/14/2006 3:57:07 PM PST by
Cinnamon Girl
(OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list)
To: nuconvert
My personal favorite:
Dick Cheney can divide by zero.
25 posted on
02/14/2006 4:14:15 PM PST by
Dutch14
(The last one out of the circus has to lock up everything...)
To: nuconvert; All
Love 'em! Copied to e-mail to some buddies, along with the hilarious replies! (I especially like the Rice-Cheney-2008-PULL!)
27 posted on
02/14/2006 5:16:41 PM PST by
Theresawithanh
(Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.)
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