Posted on 02/10/2006 6:14:10 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
HaPpy FrIdAy AlL!
lol, Hottieboy, you stud!
Now that was funny!
| Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 64% |
 Your co-workers stink. Your boss is a jerk. And your company is probably in trouble. Think about finding a new job quickly, even if it's just a not-so-great transition job. You've got to get out of there as quickly as you can! |
***Your Candy Heart Says "First Kiss"***
You're a true romantic who brings an innocent hope to each new relationship.
You see the good in every person you date, and you relish each step of falling in love.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic dinner your sweetie cooks for you
Your flirting style: friendly and sweet
What turns you off: cynics who don't believe in romance
Why you're hot: you always keep the romance alive
What Does Your Candy Heart Say?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz/
We're twins again, peacebaby. Scary!
Citgo Cindy and Hugo Chavez - It's all about the oil.
Some from "Uncle John's Slightly Irregular Bathroom Reader", and others from "Uncle John's Absolutely Absorbing Bathroom Reader".
Good Christmas gifts!
Woo Hoo Top 100!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like crazy. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies."There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what is wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in about two weeks." Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard... Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.
Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.
First Kiss is hotter than Hug Me! I sound so needy!
That bastard is guilty of something - CONVICT HIM!!!
ROFL! Good morning, day10.
I know about wanting to go back to bed. Some folks have their priorities WAY out of order!
| Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" |
 You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get |
| Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" |
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You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get |
| Your Candy Heart Says "Are You Kidding?" |
| You think anyone would want a date with you? A have no charm, no natural appeal, nothing!! Your ideal Valentine's Day date: Quit dreaming! Your flirting style: Flirt? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What turns you off: Nothing Why you're hot: You?? Hot?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! |
I know, it is wierd. Auntbee, let's see your score.
Check out my flirting style.
Pretty accurate,I think.
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