**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

3rd rock from the sun | 02/10/06 | Sometimes BJClinton but we're not sure anymore :)

[Xenophobic Alien]

HaPpy FrIdAy AlL!

[Chanticleer]

Dry heat my foot. Used to live in Tempe. 120 degrees is hot, dry or not. The pavement melts and sticks to your feet. Yes, eggs do fry on the sidewalks. One billion people head to Big Surf to try and cool off.

'Course, this was thirty years ago, but with global warming, it could only get worse! :-)

Beautiful sunsets, though.

[Auntbee]

True for me:

Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 19%

Sure, no job is perfect - but yours is pretty close.
You're resepcted by your co-workers and boss.
Plus, you usually get credit for your succcesses.
Don't quit, unless you know you've got something better lined up.

[oldtimer2]

50th ANNIVERSARY

On the evening of their 50th Wedding Anniversary, a
reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband,
a retired ARMY 1ST SGT, and said: "Honey, do you
remember this?"

He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear,
I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you
said to me that night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked.

He was not much in the mood for this, but, he sighed and
responded, "Well, honey, as I remember, I said;
'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs
and screw your brains out.' "

She giggled and said; "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly
what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the
same negligee. What does my soldier have to say tonight?"

He looked her up and down and replied! , "Mission accomplished "

[Auntbee]

Do you just sit around and drool all day??? I would.

[Maximus of Texas]

Pretty close to that, yeah.

[Deguello]

It's a typical day in Heaven and St. Peter is manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from the 9th ward show up.

Never having seen any one from the Big Easy at heaven's door, St. Peter Says that he will have to check with God. He asks them to please wait, he will return in a few moments.

St. Peter goes to God and says, " God, there is a group of 40 souls from the New Orleans 9th ward waiting at the gates. I'm not sure how to handle this".

God gives it some thought and then instructs St. Peter to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.

A few minutes later St. Peter returns to God breathless and says, "They're gone! They're gone!"

"What? All the New Orleanians are gone?" says God.

"No," replies St Peter; "The Pearly Gates are gone!"

[najida]

My ideal job position would be that of "Kept Woman".

With a secretary, yard man and of course, pool boy ;)

[EX52D]

I heard that...I live in Las Vegas! If you can get through the summers, the rest of the year is "cake".

[Dashing Dasher]

I have to fight the urge to smack my boss across the face nearly every day. I'm not sure if he's evil, stupid or both.

[RockinRight]

LOL...

[Maximus of Texas]

"Do you just sit around and drool all day???"

Auntbee, that wasn't very nice or policitally correct.

[MadCharity]

[Dashing Dasher]

My head hurts watching that.

[Auntbee]

HEY!!!! Never claimed I was either.

[Hoodlum91]

Sorry. Got busy at work ( the NERVE)

[The_Victor]

Dentist, ay?

[girlscout]

Thanks so much for that little reminder. You're a real Pal!

[phantomworker]

The system should allow enough time for a person to get under the car before readjusting the height.

Try again. Ergonomically infeasible. lol. As an engineer, I prefer death by meetings and PowerPoint slides.

[RockinRight]

The nerve! They actually expect you to WORK?

[BJClinton]

I so didn't want to see that.