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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
3rd rock from the sun | 02/10/06 | Sometimes BJClinton but we're not sure anymore :)

Posted on 02/10/2006 6:14:10 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

HaPpy FrIdAy AlL!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
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To: Maximus of Texas

Wait, now we're over the edge.


301 posted on 02/10/2006 8:24:22 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

302 posted on 02/10/2006 8:24:29 AM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Shut up!

It's 3 hours earlier here! or two hours - depending on where you are... but I'm here now.


303 posted on 02/10/2006 8:24:38 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (tabasco is gay?)
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To: Dashing Dasher

How are you, Dash? Welcome aboard.


304 posted on 02/10/2006 8:25:19 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
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To: HOTTIEBOY; All

Okay, a friend just threw a bunch of really obscure Seinfeld quotes at me, please help me with the episodes...

I know about the cup sizes

you were all hopped up on cinamon swirls

are you sure you're not pregnant?

one shot of honey mustard!

she's has every thing I've ever wanted in a woman.....except the walking

I woke up in the Hudson River....IN A SACK

they were all Twixes

I'm OUT

Kenny?

Your face is my case

well, I Nautulis of course


305 posted on 02/10/2006 8:25:53 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
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To: Maximus of Texas

Thanks Max, good to know. I knew she was moving soon.


306 posted on 02/10/2006 8:26:25 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
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To: peacebaby

307 posted on 02/10/2006 8:27:05 AM PST by MadCharity ("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
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To: MadCharity

Awwww, I LIKED it!


308 posted on 02/10/2006 8:27:08 AM PST by martin_fierro (I signed up in 1997 to post *this*?)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.
One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times."


309 posted on 02/10/2006 8:27:43 AM PST by webfooter
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To: Millee

310 posted on 02/10/2006 8:28:56 AM PST by MadCharity ("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
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To: peacebaby

Sorry,
but I stole that one from Joey at the Swamp Fox....

Said he got all excited one morning cuz there were turkeys all over the yard...then he realized it was turkeys being chased by mosquitoes.


311 posted on 02/10/2006 8:29:03 AM PST by najida (Going through my second childhood for the third time.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I was just thinking about her yesterday and wondering where she's been!

Tell her HI back!


312 posted on 02/10/2006 8:29:37 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Tabasco is gay? maybe he should date Bad Santa?)
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To: Dashing Dasher

313 posted on 02/10/2006 8:29:45 AM PST by Millee (The Constitution was meant for us to live under, not be paralyzed by, in the face of death. - Sowell)
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To: BJClinton

No pool tabel, but a dart board and a 86 inch tv with surround sounds. The bar has it's own laptop (w internet access) fridge and 12 bottle wine cooler.


314 posted on 02/10/2006 8:30:21 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
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To: Maximus of Texas
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315 posted on 02/10/2006 8:30:56 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Tabasco is gay? maybe he should date Bad Santa?)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I was referring to you wondering over to that other forum yesterday, leaving all your good friends here behind.


316 posted on 02/10/2006 8:32:19 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Ugh! LOL!


317 posted on 02/10/2006 8:32:42 AM PST by Toby06 (Hindsight alone is not wisdom, and second-guessing is not a strategy)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Shopping in pajamas and slippers..
Seen that.


318 posted on 02/10/2006 8:34:03 AM PST by Darksheare (Aim low! They got knees!)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 20%
Sure, no job is perfect - but yours is pretty close.
You're resepcted by your co-workers and boss.
Plus, you usually get credit for your succcesses.
Don't quit, unless you know you've got something better lined up.
Should You Quit Your Job?

Living with Avalanches, Blizzards, Earthquakes, Volcanoes, Bears and away from Texas wasn't part of the questions.

319 posted on 02/10/2006 8:34:07 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Dashing Dasher
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320 posted on 02/10/2006 8:35:07 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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