Posted on 02/08/2006 8:34:47 AM PST by FormerACLUmember
LOL
Well, Katie has always been a sh*t-for-brains; now she is a sh*t-for-highlights too.
So appropriate ....
That bird in the hand must have been supplied by a Bush.
"Katie, that's a lovely coat . . . for a bird to poop on!!!"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
This is one of those metaphysical things, right?
If a bird craps on couric, and no one is there to see it, will anyone laugh?
Summer olympics every 4 years that coincide with our Presidential election years. Winter olympics every 4 years that coincide with our mid-term election years. The winter olympics were moved so they were not the same year as summer olympics in the late 80's or early 90's.
If Sherman's horse can take it, why can't yooooou...
Looks more like a housecoat.
S'what you get for playing with rats with wings.
Katie's new favorite song:
Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lagoon/9161/midis/pigeons.mid
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.
All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.
When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo
We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.
So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strychnine
We feed to a pigeon.
It just takes a smidgin!
To poison a pigeon in the park.
The Almighty does have a sense of humor!
Bush's fault.
This moment today ranks up there with the girl in the boat in five inches of water. Oh, and then there was Katie dressed up as Marilyn Monroe, with the chorus boys struggling to lift her up! "Great Moments in Today Show History!"
-Eric
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