CAPTION TIME! Coretta Scott King Funeral turned Democrat Political Rally

Feb 6, 2005 | Self

[Palladin]

Laura sez: "This idiot Lowery is giving me plenty of ideas for jokes at the National Press Dinner."

[Argus]

I heard a little of Bubba's "eulogy" on Rush before I turned it off in disgust. Sounded more like a celebrity roast than a funeral.

[Palladin]

Laura: "Sorry, Joe, but your poetry will never make it to the Library of Congress. Although you did give Doctor Seuss a run for his money."

[pillut48]

"They're running this funeral like a PLANTATION!!!
And you KNOW what I'm talkin' about!!!"

[pillut48]

George (thinking): "Dang! I know they provided us with lunch from Pancho's Buffet, but PLEASE!!!! Why didn't I get a seat on the other side of the stage?!?"

Laura (thinking): "Dang! If that television camera wasn't there, I'd be showing this guy something about WMDs!!!
One more insult and I'm going all kung-fu all over his rear end!!"

Speaker (thinking): "I'm doing such a great job here!! The newspapers will be praising my wonderful speech on the evening news!!!"

:-)

[conservatrice]

That's an insult to Dr. Seuss...

[pillut48]

Bwahahahahaha!!! :-)

[dfwgator]

Bush is going to get the last laugh, as usual. Watch his approval rating skyrocket after this shameful display.

[Dead Corpse]

President: "Laura?"
Laura: "Yes, Dear?"
President: "Are we absolutely sure it is illegal to deport people like this? After all, they'd be happier in France wouldn't they?"

[Palladin]

Apologies to Dr. Seuss.

But Clinton's one remark sounded a lot like "The Fox in the Box".

[Wyatt's Torch]

W: "What's that old saying, 'Better to be thought a complete race baiting moron than open your mouth and remove all doubt.'"

Laura: "Damn right"

[SteveMcKing]

"Wellstone"

[llevrok]

Laura looks determined and dignified. And is striking!

Laura is a babe.

It is so nice to have a first couple with class in the White House.

[yellowdoghunter]

"Two classy people sitting behind a pile of trash."

You got that right. I caught part of the service. What a disgrace. I wish Pres. Bush and First Lady Laura did not have to sit through that. They are better people than I.

[Royal Wulff]

Banned, preferably.

[peacebaby]

She is beautiful, especially in that photograph. If looks could kill. And George's body language shows he wants to protect her...

but she doesn't look like she needs any help, does she?

[peacebaby]

we'll see... .

:`)

[r9etb]

Laura is completely disgusted.

Indeed she is.

[Horatio Gates]

"Psst...Laura, you sure that ain't Looter Guy?"