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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
BJClinton where are you??
Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: tgif
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To: BJClinton
Good luck! Boys are easier IMHO.
81
posted on
02/03/2006 7:26:44 AM PST
by
Rummyfan
To: Halls
82
posted on
02/03/2006 7:26:58 AM PST
by
Halls
(Dallas County, Texas, but my heart is in East Texas!)
To: The_Victor
I've been saving this one for all the pilots here:
I just started golfing.... this is what I get
Top 10 caddy retorts
#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
1 best caddy comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off."
83
posted on
02/03/2006 7:27:35 AM PST
by
backinthefold
(Fat teddy does NOT have man boobs, please refer to them correctly as Moobs)
To: johnk
Caption...
"This is the face I use when I walk around the senate, I hate being mistaken for Hellen Thomas..."
84
posted on
02/03/2006 7:27:55 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(13th AF, 3rd TFW, 3rd AGS, 3rd AMU - ESC The Blue Screw will get you too! 86-89)
To: Tatze
My wife, her sister, and her sister's kids can all do that. I always thought there was alien genetics involved.
85
posted on
02/03/2006 7:27:59 AM PST
by
RightCanuck
(Not right enough.)
To: LongElegantLegs
86
posted on
02/03/2006 7:28:14 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
I'm in.....yeah it's Friday.
Let The Game Begin!
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:28:44 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
This is pretty close.
Your Five Factor Personality Profile |
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion. You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends. You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation. Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness. You're generally a friendly and trusting person. But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism. You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is medium. You are generally broad minded when it come to new things. But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it. You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue. |
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posted on
02/03/2006 7:28:55 AM PST
by
JimWforBush
(3 things I won't discuss...Politics, Religion and The Great Pumpkin)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Man, 82, Arrested in Scuffle Over Skunk Thu Feb 2, 9:09 PM ET NOVATO, Calif. - An 82-year-old animal lover was arrested this week on allegations he grabbed and brandished a trapper's revolver during a scuffle over the skunk.
Lou Kessler was arrested Tuesday. He was released on his own recognizance Wednesday after being charged with misdemeanor counts of using a firearm in a fight and disturbing the peace.
The victim, Ron Bailey, 52, told The Press Democrat in a phone interview that he simply was doing his job as a state-licensed trapper and he believes Kessler disobeyed the law and attacked him.
The scuffle allegedly began when Kessler and his wife went to a home Tuesday afternoon at the request of an animal-rights advocate in San Francisco, who had asked them to release a skunk that had been trapped by the property owner.
Kessler's wife Margaret said she heard Bailey and his son yell, "Do not release the skunk, sir," as they charged down the hill toward her husband. She alleges the men attacked her husband and he tried to defend himself.
Bailey admits that his son, who was also at the scene, knocked Kessler to the ground but said it was only after the elderly man grabbed his gun.
"He reaches into my holster and pulls my gun out," Bailey said. "I'm looking in the barrel of my own gun - he's got it in both hands one foot away from my stomach."
Bailey is licensed as a trapper by the state Fish and Game Department and legally can carry a gun.
89
posted on
02/03/2006 7:29:06 AM PST
by
johnk
(faithful with little....)
To: backinthefold
Good stuff.
I will forward this to my golfing buddies.
90
posted on
02/03/2006 7:29:30 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Maximus of Texas; HOTTIEBOY
For the guys. A patriotic Brooke Burke
91
posted on
02/03/2006 7:29:32 AM PST
by
conservativebabe
("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
Comment #92 Removed by Moderator
To: Xenophobic Alien; Dashing Dasher; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D
Happy Friday yall
Raining here in the great city of Dallas
93
posted on
02/03/2006 7:31:08 AM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Tatze
94
posted on
02/03/2006 7:31:11 AM PST
by
MadCharity
("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
To: RockinRight
Sorry. I knew he shows up eventually, and I received that one in an email this morning. Couldn't pass up posting it. And why wait?
95
posted on
02/03/2006 7:32:12 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
To: MadCharity
96
posted on
02/03/2006 7:32:37 AM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
To: PaulaB
I'm in San Diego today. How much rain are we getting?
To: Baynative
98
posted on
02/03/2006 7:32:49 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
99
posted on
02/03/2006 7:32:49 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(13th AF, 3rd TFW, 3rd AGS, 3rd AMU - ESC The Blue Screw will get you too! 86-89)
To: beyond the sea
Super-Bowl-Bar-Hopping here in Detroit ......... Got the party started already? But the big question is, can you get Iron City in the Motor City?
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