**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

BJClinton where are you??

[Xenophobic Alien]

OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!

[Rummyfan]

Good luck! Boys are easier IMHO.

[Halls]

Ping bookmark

[backinthefold]

I've been saving this one for all the pilots here:

 

I just started golfing.... this is what I get

 

Top 10 caddy retorts

#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
 
#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
 
#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."
 
#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
 
#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
 
#3
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
 
1 best caddy comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off."
 

[Zavien Doombringer]

Caption...

"This is the face I use when I walk around the senate, I hate being mistaken for Hellen Thomas..."

[RightCanuck]

My wife, her sister, and her sister's kids can all do that. I always thought there was alien genetics involved.

[The_Victor]

[MadCharity]

I'm in.....yeah it's Friday.

Let The Game Begin!

[JimWforBush]

This is pretty close.

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion:

You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.

The Five Factor Personality Test

[johnk]

Man, 82, Arrested in Scuffle Over Skunk Thu Feb 2, 9:09 PM ET

NOVATO, Calif. - An 82-year-old animal lover was arrested this week on allegations he grabbed and brandished a trapper's revolver during a scuffle over the skunk.

Lou Kessler was arrested Tuesday. He was released on his own recognizance Wednesday after being charged with misdemeanor counts of using a firearm in a fight and disturbing the peace.

The victim, Ron Bailey, 52, told The Press Democrat in a phone interview that he simply was doing his job as a state-licensed trapper and he believes Kessler disobeyed the law and attacked him.

The scuffle allegedly began when Kessler and his wife went to a home Tuesday afternoon at the request of an animal-rights advocate in San Francisco, who had asked them to release a skunk that had been trapped by the property owner.

Kessler's wife Margaret said she heard Bailey and his son yell, "Do not release the skunk, sir," as they charged down the hill toward her husband. She alleges the men attacked her husband and he tried to defend himself.

Bailey admits that his son, who was also at the scene, knocked Kessler to the ground but said it was only after the elderly man grabbed his gun.

"He reaches into my holster and pulls my gun out," Bailey said. "I'm looking in the barrel of my own gun - he's got it in both hands one foot away from my stomach."

Bailey is licensed as a trapper by the state Fish and Game Department and legally can carry a gun.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Good stuff.

I will forward this to my golfing buddies.

[conservativebabe]

For the guys. A patriotic Brooke Burke

[PaulaB]

Happy Friday yall
Raining here in the great city of Dallas

[MadCharity]

Don't get me started

[Tatze]

Sorry. I knew he shows up eventually, and I received that one in an email this morning. Couldn't pass up posting it. And why wait?

[Xenophobic Alien]

NOOOOOOOOO!

[Maximus of Texas]

I'm in San Diego today. How much rain are we getting?

[HOTTIEBOY]

[Zavien Doombringer]

[Rummyfan]

Super-Bowl-Bar-Hopping here in Detroit .........

Got the party started already? But the big question is, can you get Iron City in the Motor City?