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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
BJClinton where are you??

Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: tgif
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To: MadCharity

oh dear, I think I need a shower.


201 posted on 02/03/2006 8:31:12 AM PST by peacebaby (I've made another wise shopping decision...change my shoes, change my life!)
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To: LongElegantLegs
I wasn't really aiming at you, you post was on screen when I hit the reply button.

But if you like being Electro-Porn I won't argue...

202 posted on 02/03/2006 8:31:24 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Tatze

LOL. Good answer.


203 posted on 02/03/2006 8:31:34 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: wallcrawlr


I'm drownin' here...
204 posted on 02/03/2006 8:31:39 AM PST by MadCharity ("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
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To: day10

FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN

The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is
at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are
closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.

St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We
have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is
filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance
examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you
can get into Heaven."

Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But
nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test
ain't too hard Life was a big enough test as it was."

St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only
three questions.

First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"

Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day
and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and says, "Now that you have had a
chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week
begins with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today
and Tomorrow."

The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not
what I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess I did not
specify, so I will give you credit for that answer. How about the
next one?" asked St. Peter.

"How many seconds in a year? Now that one is harder," replied
Forrest, but I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be
twelve."

Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's
name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"

Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd,
February 2nd, March 2nd.... "

"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with
this, and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in
mind....but I will have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us
go on with the third and final question. Can you tell me God's first
name"?

"Sure," Forrest replied, "it's Andy."

"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.

"Ok, I can understand how you came up with your answers to my first
two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name
Andy as the first name of God?"

"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. "I
learnt it from the song, "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS
ME I AM HIS OWN. . . "


205 posted on 02/03/2006 8:31:52 AM PST by day10 (I'm gonna be a happy idiot and struggle for the legal tender.....)
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To: Auntbee
I don't know how to post pictures.
 
This is how I cheat using outlook express
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/719530/posts

206 posted on 02/03/2006 8:31:54 AM PST by backinthefold (Fat teddy does NOT have man boobs, please refer to them correctly as Moobs)
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To: Auntbee

207 posted on 02/03/2006 8:31:58 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I never got a job from a person on a government program.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Oops, the link didn't work. Here it is now.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jimw05/


208 posted on 02/03/2006 8:32:16 AM PST by JimWforBush (3 things I won't discuss...Politics, Religion and The Great Pumpkin)
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To: Auntbee
Thanks...
209 posted on 02/03/2006 8:32:46 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: The_Victor

210 posted on 02/03/2006 8:33:47 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: EX52D

too beefcake.


211 posted on 02/03/2006 8:33:53 AM PST by peacebaby (I've made another wise shopping decision...change my shoes, change my life!)
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To: MadCharity

Yeah, baby. I'm going to need a cold shower!!!!


212 posted on 02/03/2006 8:34:14 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: EX52D

on second thought, I'll take the little guy 3rd from the left!


213 posted on 02/03/2006 8:34:52 AM PST by peacebaby (I've made another wise shopping decision...change my shoes, change my life!)
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To: johnk


214 posted on 02/03/2006 8:36:16 AM PST by pookie18 ((Hillary Rotten) Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: peacebaby

215 posted on 02/03/2006 8:36:23 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: peacebaby

You can have him when I'm done. I love the hair.


216 posted on 02/03/2006 8:36:59 AM PST by Auntbee (I have become comfortably numb.)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.
The Five Factor Personality Test

Glad to see you're there to support Max in his quiz aversion therapy.

217 posted on 02/03/2006 8:38:03 AM PST by Chanticleer (May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
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To: Tatze
Since we're posting sexy, patriotic pics...


218 posted on 02/03/2006 8:38:48 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: EX52D

Thanks sweetie!

The boobage was getting rather tiring.


219 posted on 02/03/2006 8:39:26 AM PST by najida (I'm so glad no one on the internet can see me today....Think Bill the Cat with a hangover.)
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To: EX52D

very sexy, but I think he's gay.


220 posted on 02/03/2006 8:39:42 AM PST by peacebaby (I've made another wise shopping decision...change my shoes, change my life!)
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