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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
BJClinton where are you??

Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien

OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
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To: PaulaB

Rain? What's that? LOL!


101 posted on 02/03/2006 7:33:09 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: conservativebabe

I'm saluting her.


102 posted on 02/03/2006 7:33:26 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, unleash hell)
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To: conservativebabe

Thank ya sweet cheeks!


103 posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:23 AM PST by najida (I'm so glad no one on the internet can see me today....Think Bill the Cat with a hangover.)
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To: MadCharity

Excuse me, I have to go hurl!


104 posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:32 AM PST by Tatze (I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

I won't even tell you what I'm thinking right now. LOL!


105 posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:34 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
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To: The_Victor

OMG, that's funny stuff!


106 posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:35 AM PST by RightCanuck (Not right enough.)
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To: Michael Goldsberry
I'll play

Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is medium.
You are generally broad minded when it come to new things.
But if something crosses a moral line, there's no way you'll approve of it.
You are suspicious of anything too wacky, though you do still consider creativity a virtue.
The Five Factor Personality Test

107 posted on 02/03/2006 7:34:55 AM PST by MadCharity ("Hindsight is not wisdom, and second guessing is not a strategy." Go GW!!!)
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To: najida

You are so welcome. He made my morning.


108 posted on 02/03/2006 7:35:12 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
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To: Rummyfan

Yeh..... the IC boss took a couple of truckloads up in the beginning at the week.


109 posted on 02/03/2006 7:35:14 AM PST by beyond the sea (Cal Thomas: If only Robert Bork had cried ...................)
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To: Xenophobic Alien
"OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again."

He's just "busy" elsewhere ...


110 posted on 02/03/2006 7:35:32 AM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: Xenophobic Alien

How do you "dink" wine?


111 posted on 02/03/2006 7:36:16 AM PST by RightCanuck (Not right enough.)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.''The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher
became impatient.

''Sir,'' the usher said, ''if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.''

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

"All right buddy, what's your name?''

The man merely moaned.

"Hey. Don't you speak English? Where ya from, pal'' the cop asked.

''The balcony.''


112 posted on 02/03/2006 7:36:47 AM PST by johnk (faithful with little....)
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To: Maximus of Texas

a good amount...suppose to clear out by the afternoon it looks like

What the heck are you doing in SD

flying home today?


113 posted on 02/03/2006 7:37:07 AM PST by PaulaB (God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts)
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To: Xenophobic Alien

114 posted on 02/03/2006 7:37:31 AM PST by al baby (Father of the Beeber)
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To: Maximus of Texas
With what? Eyebrow
115 posted on 02/03/2006 7:37:50 AM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: RightCanuck

Talented I guess


116 posted on 02/03/2006 7:37:58 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien (At a higher altitude with flag unfurled We reached the dizzy heights of that dreamed of world)
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To: EX52D

I know right...

lately when it does it here everyone is like


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;P


117 posted on 02/03/2006 7:38:13 AM PST by PaulaB (God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts)
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To: conservativebabe; Maximus of Texas
I won't even tell you what I'm thinking right now. LOL!

You don't have to, he meant it that way.

118 posted on 02/03/2006 7:38:31 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: al baby

That butt looks hairy


119 posted on 02/03/2006 7:39:12 AM PST by conservativebabe ("I came here to chew bubble gum and kick @ss, and I'm all out of bubble gum")
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To: Xenophobic Alien

Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks.

The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk.

But the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take four of your elk; you will have to leave two behind."

They argued with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity.

Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"

"I think so," replied the other hunter. "I think this is about the same place where we crashed last year."


120 posted on 02/03/2006 7:39:33 AM PST by johnk (faithful with little....)
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