Posted on 02/03/2006 6:49:46 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
OK well it looks like BJClinton took the day off again. Hope you are feeling better!
Rain? What's that? LOL!
I'm saluting her.
Thank ya sweet cheeks!
Excuse me, I have to go hurl!
I won't even tell you what I'm thinking right now. LOL!
OMG, that's funny stuff!
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You are so welcome. He made my morning.
Yeh..... the IC boss took a couple of truckloads up in the beginning at the week.
How do you "dink" wine?
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat.''The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher
became impatient.
''Sir,'' the usher said, ''if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager.''
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.
"All right buddy, what's your name?''
The man merely moaned.
"Hey. Don't you speak English? Where ya from, pal'' the cop asked.
''The balcony.''
a good amount...suppose to clear out by the afternoon it looks like
What the heck are you doing in SD
flying home today?
Talented I guess
I know right...
lately when it does it here everyone is like
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;P
You don't have to, he meant it that way.
That butt looks hairy
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bucks.
The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk.
But the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take four of your elk; you will have to leave two behind."
They argued with him; the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity.
Reluctantly, the pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when the attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one hunter said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"
"I think so," replied the other hunter. "I think this is about the same place where we crashed last year."
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