Posted on 01/26/2006 5:55:10 PM PST by adaven
The Official Democratic Underground Bug-Out-Bag
Feel free to add on...
Contents:
1 - Large bag of granola
1 - Pair Birkenstock sandals
1 - Crystal necklace for channeling positive energy
1 - One-hitter and small quantity of herb
1 - Large box of Kleenex to dry tears
1 - Book, I'm OK, You're OK
1 - Al Gore action figure doll
1 - Starbucks charge card
1 - Sharper Image tool kit with all sharp objects removed
1 - Map to nearest FEMA "aid" center
1 - UN pamphlet on how to cooperate with men in blue helmets
1 - Ted Kennedy Bug Out Bar Set
1 - Home Abortion Kit
1 - Have You Hugged a Terrorist Today? T-shirt
1 - G.W. Is The Cause of All My Problems Home Study Guide
That's what not quite so seriesly good beer does to me. Damn, another missed opprotunity! LOL!
flags on their backs when lit.
A 3x5 card that reminds him that the common denominator to all of his failures is himself.
Zilch bag.
Hanging an old clorox bag to a tree, and lighting it.
It makes a "zilch" sound when the plastic drops drop through the air.
Great for us acid heads. We didn't need much entertainment.
I was thinking more of a suppository flag.
LOL. Send them to the moon, Alice. To the moon.
We called em zirpers when I was in college.
Oh, no, another acid head in our midst. Glad I'm not alone.
We would light the six-pack rings and call then verps. Sounded like each flaming drop of plastic said verp.
Damn misgotten middleschool days!
Oh... the memories of sitting in the flight path of SFO, watching the 747s landing in between the low cloud cover and a full moon. The shadow casted in the sky against the clouds made the jet look miles long. Whoa dude.
ooooh, tracing now....
black light beautiful
you guys got it going on.
"I love to change to change the world
but I don't know what to do"
Ten Years After
Hubby playing this as I type. ONly thing missing is the reefer. Where's my daughter when I need her?
giggle
It's amazing to watch ice cystals grow on a metal trash can lid, during a lunar eclipse. Even more amazing to wander back indoors, see a Kraftwerk vid on the tube, and not be able to tell if they are people or puppets....
Every good survivalist needs nine pieces of flair.
I think I got it right this time. Geez!
"Sharper Image tool kit with all sharp objects removed"
LOL, that's the one!
"I might be Republican but you can't take the hippy out of me."
Me too, American Beauty is definately on my desert island disc list!
Good to know some FReepers like the Dead!
I had some bootlegs, be damned if I know what happened to them though.
How about a pin or necklace with the peace sign on it? Or better yet -- an aunk? Anyone know what THAT is? (I'm really testing.)
"ANKH"
Symbol of life.
This thread made sense last night.
With coffee in the morning it doesn't.
Still pretty funny!
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