Posted on 01/26/2006 5:55:10 PM PST by adaven
The Official Democratic Underground Bug-Out-Bag
Feel free to add on...
Contents:
1 - Large bag of granola
1 - Pair Birkenstock sandals
1 - Crystal necklace for channeling positive energy
1 - One-hitter and small quantity of herb
1 - Large box of Kleenex to dry tears
1 - Book, I'm OK, You're OK
1 - Al Gore action figure doll
1 - Starbucks charge card
1 - Sharper Image tool kit with all sharp objects removed
1 - Map to nearest FEMA "aid" center
1 - UN pamphlet on how to cooperate with men in blue helmets
1 - Ted Kennedy Bug Out Bar Set
1 - Home Abortion Kit
1 - Have You Hugged a Terrorist Today? T-shirt
1 - G.W. Is The Cause of All My Problems Home Study Guide
Who knew? ;)
Truckin - I'm goin home
Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong
Back home - sit down and patch my bones
and get back Truckin on
incense...good one...sounds like what's in my house, btw.
what about a zilch bag. anyone know what that is?
Very Good...very very good !......LOL !
I would suggest that these DU dwelling ,bottoming feeding, mouth breathers wouldn't bug out they would just slither away per se .......:o)
Stay safe !
No, but I recall that being a petronski kind of thing. That is, unless Cyborg objects, than it must have been The Big B or Constitution day. Yeah, that's it!
1) Sonny's intestinal flushing liquid with Pollacks husks and white vinegar.
2) Lots of toilet paper or corn husks
Oh , Yeah!
In a VW Van so full of smoke that you couldn't see out the windows.
Oh, posting something like that with a sarcastic punchline was something I used to do. I thought you could show me to my moment of "comic genius."
LOL!
1. Large cube of organic Tofu.
If you think I am plowing through 4 years of your comic genius, you had better bring me a case of some seriesly good beer and a fresh pair of cheap walmart reading glasses, #175. I'd find something very close, though!
Yeungling DOES NOT qualify.
um, I think that is Grateful Dead, peacebaby.
Hey, I've got bootlegs! Atlanta all years,
Charlotte, Red Rocks, I keep them in my Ammo bag
just in case!!!
Truckin, Like the Doo Da man.....
Zilch bag......you're not talking about putting a pie tin
on the ceiling.......and a bowl of water on the floor.....are you?
One of the few dead songs I liked, but I had it playing the night I got stopped by a friggin wisconson state trooper for doing 98 mph fully loaded across the dells. Bagged me for overwiegth too, at 81,000 lbs.
Murtha Phucker, if that wasn't a pain to get out of that ticket. Made no money that load!
You forgot the quotes around "comic genius."
LOL
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