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The Official DU Bug-Out-Bag

Posted on 01/26/2006 5:55:10 PM PST by adaven

The Official Democratic Underground Bug-Out-Bag

Feel free to add on...



Contents:

1 - Large bag of granola
1 - Pair Birkenstock sandals
1 - Crystal necklace for channeling positive energy
1 - One-hitter and small quantity of herb
1 - Large box of Kleenex to dry tears
1 - Book, I'm OK, You're OK
1 - Al Gore action figure doll
1 - Starbucks charge card
1 - Sharper Image tool kit with all sharp objects removed
1 - Map to nearest FEMA "aid" center
1 - UN pamphlet on how to cooperate with men in blue helmets
1 - Ted Kennedy Bug Out Bar Set
1 - Home Abortion Kit
1 - Have You Hugged a Terrorist Today? T-shirt
1 - G.W. Is The Cause of All My Problems Home Study Guide


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To: MotleyGirl70
Here.
41 posted on 01/26/2006 6:23:32 PM PST by Rebelbase (I love global warming in the winter.)
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To: peacebaby

Who knew? ;)


42 posted on 01/26/2006 6:25:04 PM PST by maggief (and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
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To: Nasty McPhilthy

Truckin - I'm goin home
Whoa-oh baby, back where I belong
Back home - sit down and patch my bones
and get back Truckin on


43 posted on 01/26/2006 6:26:48 PM PST by Hypervigilant (Iran, you are next.)
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To: Hypervigilant

incense...good one...sounds like what's in my house, btw.

what about a zilch bag. anyone know what that is?


44 posted on 01/26/2006 6:27:45 PM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: maggief

Very Good...very very good !......LOL !

I would suggest that these DU dwelling ,bottoming feeding, mouth breathers wouldn't bug out they would just slither away per se .......:o)

Stay safe !


45 posted on 01/26/2006 6:28:00 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: Petronski

No, but I recall that being a petronski kind of thing. That is, unless Cyborg objects, than it must have been The Big B or Constitution day. Yeah, that's it!


46 posted on 01/26/2006 6:30:13 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Never refuse a breath mint.)
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To: thchronic

1) Sonny's intestinal flushing liquid with Pollacks husks and white vinegar.

2) Lots of toilet paper or corn husks


47 posted on 01/26/2006 6:30:25 PM PST by peacebaby (gotta go through the hurt to get over the hurt)
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To: Hypervigilant

Oh , Yeah!

In a VW Van so full of smoke that you couldn't see out the windows.


48 posted on 01/26/2006 6:31:32 PM PST by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Oh, posting something like that with a sarcastic punchline was something I used to do. I thought you could show me to my moment of "comic genius."


49 posted on 01/26/2006 6:31:54 PM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Rebelbase

LOL!


50 posted on 01/26/2006 6:32:00 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Never refuse a breath mint.)
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To: peacebaby
Matches...


51 posted on 01/26/2006 6:32:12 PM PST by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: thchronic

1. Large cube of organic Tofu.


52 posted on 01/26/2006 6:34:16 PM PST by Hypervigilant (Iran, you are next.)
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To: Petronski

If you think I am plowing through 4 years of your comic genius, you had better bring me a case of some seriesly good beer and a fresh pair of cheap walmart reading glasses, #175. I'd find something very close, though!

Yeungling DOES NOT qualify.


53 posted on 01/26/2006 6:34:49 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Never refuse a breath mint.)
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To: peacebaby

um, I think that is Grateful Dead, peacebaby.

Hey, I've got bootlegs! Atlanta all years,
Charlotte, Red Rocks, I keep them in my Ammo bag
just in case!!!


Truckin, Like the Doo Da man.....


54 posted on 01/26/2006 6:35:13 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: melt
melt... HAHAHA what an image... saved for future use.


55 posted on 01/26/2006 6:35:37 PM PST by adaven (http://www.red-dawn.net (The Man Show of forums))
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To: peacebaby

Zilch bag......you're not talking about putting a pie tin
on the ceiling.......and a bowl of water on the floor.....are you?


56 posted on 01/26/2006 6:37:08 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: melt
That punk needs either or both of these connected, for a very short duration, to his teeth:


57 posted on 01/26/2006 6:37:15 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Never refuse a breath mint.)
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To: tet68
Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip it’s been.

One of the few dead songs I liked, but I had it playing the night I got stopped by a friggin wisconson state trooper for doing 98 mph fully loaded across the dells. Bagged me for overwiegth too, at 81,000 lbs.

Murtha Phucker, if that wasn't a pain to get out of that ticket. Made no money that load!

58 posted on 01/26/2006 6:42:43 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Never refuse a breath mint.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

You forgot the quotes around "comic genius."


LOL


59 posted on 01/26/2006 6:44:28 PM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

60 posted on 01/26/2006 6:45:30 PM PST by glock rocks ("God's gift to you is life itself. What you do with it is your gift to God." - Leo Buscaglia)
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