[raccoonradio]

A reply post included:

Jimmy Buffett's (kind of country) "The Weather is Here, I Wish You Were Beautiful"

David Frizell's "I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home"

"If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me"--Bellamy Bros.

Kinky Friedman's "A-H From El Paso"; "Ride Em Jewboy"; "They Ain't Makin' Jews Like Jesus Anymore"; "Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed"

[raccoonradio]

Note that the song involved is usually just as funny as the title, if not more so. I guess we can expand it to "country novelty songs" in general, not just country songs with
funny titles.

Buffet also does "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw", which was featured in the 1991 William Hurt movie The Doctor, IIRC.

[Rocky]

"I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart"

[RightCanuck]

Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy

apologies if it's already posted

[martin_fierro]

Write your own C&W Song

[Clemenza]

"My Dog Just Died, So Now You're the Only Bitch I've Got" --- Johnny Carson

[martin_fierro]

"Virtual Reality Is My Only Virtue"

[muir_redwoods]

"If you won't leave me, I'll find someone who will"

"How could you've believed me when I told you that I loved you when you know I've been a liar all my life"

[dirtbiker]

"My Uncle Used To Love Me, But She Died", "Chug-a-lug"- Roger Miller

"Wildwood Weed" - Jim Stafford

Most songs by Ray Stevens

There was one titled "Does Your Chewing Gum Loose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight", but I can't remember who did it.

"Convoy" - C. W. McCall

Another one I can't remember who did - "If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me".

[Ditter]

"I've got Tears in my Ears From Lying on My Back, Crying Over You". I don't remember who sang it.

[MrEdd]

At a live show in Sherman, Texas last month...

I know I'm not your number one, so number two on you.

[mwyounce]

"You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly" -- Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn

I think Loretta throws in a line at the very end that Conway hadn't heard before, based on his reaction to it...

[Snardius]

If I'd have shot you when I wanted to
I'd be out by now.

[Snardius]

I used to kiss you on the lips
But it's all over now.

[SmithL]

Roy Clark's "Thank God and Greyhound, you're gone"

[SmithL]

And if you play a Country record backwards, you dog comes back to life, you get your job back, your wife comes home, and your truck starts running just fine.

[processing please hold]

"Beauty's in the Eye of the Beer Holder" Can't remember the artist.

[TerryGale]

Austin Lounge Lizards - Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You

Dan Hicks & The Hot Licks - How Can I Miss You If you Won't Go Away?

I may have to start one of these at my place sometime... Maybe rock though.. or multi-genre...

[Jim Noble]

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long - The Notorious Cherry Bombs

[DugwayDuke]

"Grandma got runned over by a raindeer"
{On her way home on Christmas Eve.}

[ErnBatavia]

How could "I Made Her the Queen of My Doublewide Trailer" not have made the list?

(With some polyester curtains, and a redwood decccck...)