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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
The OFST ^
| 1/20/2006
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Posted on 01/20/2006 5:48:08 AM PST by BJClinton
It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: broncoshaftawin; expensivetickets; gobroncos; gosteelers; hubbyboughttickets; keywords; ofst; rectalthermometer; steelerssuck; steelerswon; tearinmybeer; tgif; zot
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To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on
01/20/2006 7:24:09 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: ToddBush
False Alarm.
If there was soft porn on this thread, Pissant would be here.
To: Auntbee
I'm in Liberty. Mr. Samiam works downtown. Where are you?
223
posted on
01/20/2006 7:24:48 AM PST
by
samiam1972
(Live simply so that others may simply live!)
To: demkicker
Awesome on many levels:
224
posted on
01/20/2006 7:24:49 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mr. August)
To: Deguello; pissant
I'd have to let him out of the basement first.
225
posted on
01/20/2006 7:25:08 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: The_Victor
226
posted on
01/20/2006 7:25:44 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mr. August)
To: Dashing Dasher
Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here?"
227
posted on
01/20/2006 7:25:46 AM PST
by
EX52D
(They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
To: BJClinton
please remove me from the ping list, thanks
228
posted on
01/20/2006 7:26:06 AM PST
by
fnord
(497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
To: MadCharity
Alrighty, you're on the list!
229
posted on
01/20/2006 7:26:12 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mr. August)
To: BJClinton
Let's be silly?
230
posted on
01/20/2006 7:26:15 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Dashing Dasher
Couldn't resist....
231
posted on
01/20/2006 7:27:08 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: reagan_fanatic
a jodie from
Full Metal Jacket...
This is my weapon,
this is my gun,
this one's for fightin',
this one's for fun....
232
posted on
01/20/2006 7:27:25 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: day10
Isn't it FUN!
I love Arnold Says!
233
posted on
01/20/2006 7:27:50 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
To: Maximus of Texas
234
posted on
01/20/2006 7:28:02 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: samiam1972
Live in Lenexa, work in Olathe.
235
posted on
01/20/2006 7:28:08 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: BJClinton
BTW BJC, I've got my plans finalized for the end of the month. Coming to Austin Sunday the 29th. Leaving Tuesday the 31st.
You wanna go get a beer?
236
posted on
01/20/2006 7:28:52 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Mr. September)
To: Dashing Dasher
They need to include a pic of him firing a weapon from one of his movies - that could be useful.
237
posted on
01/20/2006 7:29:29 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Dashing Dasher
And for the gals...
HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
****meditating on that first thang****
238
posted on
01/20/2006 7:29:51 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(Leave A Light On In Heaven For Me)
To: BJClinton
239
posted on
01/20/2006 7:30:03 AM PST
by
Millee
(Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
To: Millee
240
posted on
01/20/2006 7:31:25 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Saving the Republic - one joke at a time)
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