**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

The OFST ^ | 1/20/2006 | .

[BJClinton]

It's Friday, the playoffs are in full swing...yup, it's a good time to be alive.

[Maximus of Texas]

Need pic first.

Hell, what am I saying. No I don't. Yeah, I'll volunteer.

[newfrpr04]

LOL, what type of trees are you growing in your backyard.

[SoFloFreeper]

top 100?

[BJClinton]

Speaking of ewww, last night Mrs. BJC and I were in bed (second trimester and all) and an ad for Brokeback Mountain cam on. I don't know who the hell edited the ad but the scenes they chose were complete mood killers. Now I see what they mean when TVs in the bedroom kills one's love life.

[ferri]

at 6:30 a.m.? you kidding? lol

[r-q-tek86]

re: 00111100 00100000 01111100 00111010 00101001 01111110

you need to tweeze that eyebrow

[Pyro7480]

I'll raise your Catherine Zeta-Jones with Kate Beckinsale.

[Maximus of Texas]

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Gee, ya think???


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[ToddBush]

Max, here's the Russian woman who needs sex three times a week to stop the spread of cancer:

[BJClinton]

WTF?

[Dashing Dasher]

You are on a roll today.... too.

[ferri]

The Donkey story with new ending

The Donkey

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered
up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a
shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey
realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's
Amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was
astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step
up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,
he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed
as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted
off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our
troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by
not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4 Give more.

5. Expect less

NOW

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Enough of that crap . .

The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had
tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass,
it always comes back to bite you.

[day10]

WTF?

[irishtenor]

Oh, that's different :>)

[Auntbee]

Seems like Max is getting a lot of WTF?s today!!!

[girlscout]

For those who will be visiting New Orleans and shopping for T-shirts, here are some samples of what you can find.

[lawgirl]

Brokeback Mt Fuji?

[The_Victor]

WTF????????

ICK!

Well.... weren't you the one posting pics of Helen Thomas all over the place yesterday? Turnabout's fair... play...

...uh, oh... now I've done it....

[Maximus of Texas]

LOL, that would have been a better title for it!

[peacebaby]

>>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
>>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>>______________________________