Who wore the toga -- the suspect or the cops?
The Cavalcade of Lousy Headline Writing continues
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2 posted on
01/19/2006 3:57:40 PM PST by
martin_fierro
(Internationally-recognized insomniac)
To: martin_fierro
To: martin_fierro
Frat initiation gone wrong?
4 posted on
01/19/2006 3:59:34 PM PST by
varyouga
(I no longer fear death. I only fear the day when the DUmmies take over.)
To: martin_fierro
Let me guess. When they asked him "Why?", he answered "It seemed like a good idea at the time."
5 posted on
01/19/2006 4:00:53 PM PST by
RichInOC
(...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87..."TOGAAA!!! TOGAAAAAA!!!!!")
To: martin_fierro
7 posted on
01/19/2006 4:02:50 PM PST by
Mr. Jazzy
(VPD of PFC Smoothguy242, USMC, somewhere in Afghanistan)
To: martin_fierro
What if you were the cop that had to return the panties.
Here ma'am... we have recovered the panties..
To: martin_fierro
WHAT! NO PUMPS! ..only a TOGA? :D
11 posted on
01/19/2006 4:05:15 PM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: martin_fierro
"Who wore the toga..."
I've notified my local cops of the newest fashion trend.
To: martin_fierro
To: martin_fierro
Panty Raids are sooooooo yesterday's news!
To: martin_fierro
What did the psychiatrist say when the naked man walked into his office: "I can see your nuts"
To: martin_fierro; Squantos; sit-rep; Horatio Gates
Who wore the toga -- the suspect or the cops? Well, you know, sometimes the dry cleaners didn't have my uniform ready in time, so I had to improvise.
To: martin_fierro
Lets examine the evidence. He was driving a car at excessive speed. He was wearing a toga. He had women's panties.
Obviously he was an American Imperialist out to find some innocent Freedom Fighters to torture.
19 posted on
01/19/2006 4:13:05 PM PST by
LexBaird
("I'm not questioning your patriotism, I'm answering your treason."--JennysCool)
To: martin_fierro
Yes, but, was the guy wearing a HAT to match? In which case, it was Senator Byrd.
To: martin_fierro
"The Cavalcade of Lousy Headline Writing continues"
Agreed. The headline would lead readers to think the man was arrested for wearing a toga, when the actual crimes were "breaking, entering and larceny, possession of stolen goods and speeding to avoid arrest — all felonies".
To: martin_fierro
a man wearing only a toga while he sped away in a car with women's underwear inside. In the immortal words of Seinfeld, Is that wrong?
25 posted on
01/19/2006 5:29:06 PM PST by
lancer
(If you are not with us, you are against us!)
To: martin_fierro
it took 2 posts to get the mandatory John Belushi pic on this one :)
26 posted on
01/19/2006 5:29:55 PM PST by
MikefromOhio
(The Pot is complaining about the Kettle's complexion....)
To: martin_fierro
Reminds me of my college days..........
27 posted on
01/19/2006 5:53:15 PM PST by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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