1 posted on
01/17/2006 1:54:56 PM PST by
NYTexan
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To: Alien Gunfighter; Recon Dad; indianrightwinger; confederacy of dunces; TheresaKett; IGOTMINE; ...
Pinging the usual suspects!
(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)
2 posted on
01/17/2006 1:55:33 PM PST by
NYTexan
(Where is MY global warming?)
To: NYTexan
LOL! Gotta love Scrappleface.
3 posted on
01/17/2006 1:56:22 PM PST by
KevinB
To: NYTexan
4 posted on
01/17/2006 1:56:25 PM PST by
petercooper
(Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Seal the borders.)
To: NYTexan
a tri-partisan gathering of political activists Scrappleface at its best.
5 posted on
01/17/2006 1:56:54 PM PST by
A message
To: NYTexan
I'm a manly man!
To: NYTexan
It would perhaps be more appropriate to have Gore fall in love with an elm tree.
Or perhaps a knotty pine.
To: Mo1; doug from upland; Peach; Alamo-Girl; b4its2late; SweetCaroline; retrokitten; tiredoflaundry; ..
Humor ping... Scrappleface
9 posted on
01/17/2006 1:58:46 PM PST by
saveliberty
(Proud to be Head Snowflake, Bushbot and a new member of Sam's Club)
To: NYTexan
Didn't Algore invent homosexual cowboys?
10 posted on
01/17/2006 1:59:20 PM PST by
mnehring
(Perry 06- It's better than a hippie in a cowboy hat or a commie with blue hair.)
To: NYTexan
16 posted on
01/17/2006 2:03:38 PM PST by
Doogle
(USAF...8thAF...4077th TFW...408th MMS...Ubon Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery,AMMO)
To: NYTexan
A gay sheepherder needs a sidekick... how about that bathhouse veteran... Barney 'Hot-Bottom' Frank?
19 posted on
01/17/2006 2:05:43 PM PST by
johnny7
(“Iuventus stultorum magister”)
To: NYTexan
Saw part of his speech on tv, his whole face jiggles when he talks, what a sow! These Dems haven't got the common sense to just disappear after they have lost.
20 posted on
01/17/2006 2:05:54 PM PST by
blondee123
(Close our borders to illegals! Don't try to appease us!)
To: NYTexan
Gore to Star in Brokeback Mountain Sequel…AloneI think they should call it Brokebrain Mountain myself.
25 posted on
01/17/2006 2:09:01 PM PST by
dirtboy
(My new years resolution is to quit using taglines...)
To: You Dirty Rats; XJarhead
26 posted on
01/17/2006 2:09:08 PM PST by
GoldwaterChick
("Never give in, never give in, never, never, never." Winston Churchill, October 29, 1941)
To: NYTexan
A successful rancher died and left everything to his beloved wife. She was a very beautiful woman and determined to make it on her own decided to hire a helper. She put an ad in the local newspaper and only two people applied, one was gay and the other a drunk. She felt safer with the gay guy instead of having a drunk around, and she hired him. He proved to be a hard worker and after a month she said " You have been a great worker and with that you deserve to go into town one of these nights for a well deserved day off".
He agreed and took off the following Saturday night into town.
When it was 2am and he didn't show up, the woman decided to wait for him while sipping some wine. One glass turned into two, two into three as the hours passed.
At 4 am he showed up and she met him at the door saying....:
"Come in here and take off my blouse"......he looked at her nervously and did as she commanded.
"Take off my skirt "...she continued......and again he did as he was told...
"Take off my bra and panties........."......with trembling hands he did.....
Now she looked at him in the eyes and said....................
Next time you wear my clothes to go into town .....YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!
27 posted on
01/17/2006 2:11:12 PM PST by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: NYTexan
31 posted on
01/17/2006 2:13:29 PM PST by
Clemenza
(Smartest words ever written by a Communist: "Show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar")
To: NYTexan
YOU TAKE DARK CHOCOLATE!
YOU MIX IT WITH WHITE MILK!
AND WHAT DO YOU GET?!?!?
AN A$$ THAT STICKS OUT THE SIZE OF TEXAS AND THE LEAD ROLE IN "POOFER-MOUNTAIN'!!!
34 posted on
01/17/2006 2:19:55 PM PST by
w_over_w
(Just because kittens were born in a oven, doesn't make them muffins.)
To paraphrase the Greek philosopher Hermaphroditi,
Al Gore can screw himself
To: NYTexan
..Puuuuurfect!...unfortunately, since this is a conservative humor/satire thread.
...what will happen to Scrappleface, If the DIM_'RATs "go completely over 'the edge'...when satire becomes reality?"
:^/
41 posted on
01/17/2006 2:32:28 PM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: NYTexan
I am reading one of Tammy Bruce's books right now. I always wondered why they called it "brokeback "mountain. Well I know now. And this book was written before this movie. Brokeback is the name certain gay activists call a new movement of having anal sex without condoms. It is a movement that is associated with an increase in erotic excitement in the idea of the danger of getting AIDS gives a person. It goes along with the "Bug Chaser"movement. Those who claim the only real gay sex can be by those who embrace and look froward to getting AIDS and being authenic. This has been apparently written about in Gay magazines especially the Magazine PAX that is for HIV positive homosexuals. This movie is propaganda in more ways than one.
42 posted on
01/17/2006 2:34:48 PM PST by
therut
To: NYTexan
43 posted on
01/17/2006 2:35:59 PM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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