Posted on 01/17/2006 1:54:54 PM PST by NYTexan
Former Vice President Al Gore, who won the popular vote in the 2000 presidential election, yesterday made another in a series of speeches condemning the man he beat, President George Bush, and made a surprise announcement that he would add movie acting to his already diverse resume.
Mr. Gore told a tri-partisan gathering of political activists that he’s been cast in the lead role of Ang Lee’s sequel to ‘Brokeback Mountain’, the Golden Globe-winning cowboy adultery story.
An unnamed spokesman for Mr. Lee said the film, ‘Brokerecord Mountain’, “will tell the heartbreaking story of a man’s love for the sound of his own voice, and his futile crusade to convince others to love it as well.”
So far, no one else has been cast for the movie, according to the source, adding that “perhaps we shouldn’t have announced the deal with Al Gore until we got the rest of the actors under contract.”
Looks like a copy of satan.
It would perhaps be more appropriate to have Gore fall in love with an elm tree.
Or perhaps a knotty pine.
With a very small knot hole!!
LMAO!!!
I think they should call it Brokebrain Mountain myself.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
A successful rancher died and left everything to his beloved wife. She was a very beautiful woman and determined to make it on her own decided to hire a helper. She put an ad in the local newspaper and only two people applied, one was gay and the other a drunk. She felt safer with the gay guy instead of having a drunk around, and she hired him. He proved to be a hard worker and after a month she said " You have been a great worker and with that you deserve to go into town one of these nights for a well deserved day off".
He agreed and took off the following Saturday night into town.
When it was 2am and he didn't show up, the woman decided to wait for him while sipping some wine. One glass turned into two, two into three as the hours passed.
At 4 am he showed up and she met him at the door saying....:
"Come in here and take off my blouse"......he looked at her nervously and did as she commanded.
"Take off my skirt "...she continued......and again he did as he was told...
"Take off my bra and panties........."......with trembling hands he did.....
Now she looked at him in the eyes and said....................
Next time you wear my clothes to go into town .....YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!
He looks like one of those old, soviet-politburo dudes in that shot... so much for the 'earth-tones'.
Ha, ha! I'll give you even odds.
Ick! Can you just imagine Al snogging his wife on the big screen!!!!
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LOL! It's too easy!
I love Scrappleface!
I don't know. But if it were me on the R side in the Senate, I would be reading the stories and editorials that embarass the pantaloonless one from Hyannisport.
:-) Me too.
LOL, I would get booted out of the Senate in no time flat! Right now I am defending Sean Hannity again! Well I did want to be a fire fighter when I was a kid. Never dreamed it would be figurative.
LOL! I am sure that you are doing a great job!
Al Gore can screw himself
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