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| 01/13/2006
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: Dashing Dasher
"Part of the fun is wearing sexy lingerie under your clothes so both of you know what's waiting... while you're out at dinner"
I like that idea. Might have to try that. We work together so wearing it to work all day could be challenging. May not make it past lunch hour.
621
posted on
01/13/2006 10:53:26 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: teenyelliott
Not you, Teeny; I think if I ever called you a name, you'd hurt me. :-P
Tango's still green around the edges; I'm waiting for it to wear off so I can do him up pink for Valentine's day...
To: r-q-tek86; Maximus of Texas; PaulaB
PaulaB and I think you should both jump out of the cake. Wearing very little - except, of course, the paper bags.
LOL!
623
posted on
01/13/2006 10:54:01 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
To: Chanticleer
Not mine. I hate to cook.
624
posted on
01/13/2006 10:54:27 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: najida
Many years ago, when I watched that sort of thing, I had an adult film where a couple was getting it on. If course the camera zoomed in on the point of coupling. when the camera zoomed out, the couple had this blank look on their faces for about 5 seconds, then realized their faces were in the film, and immediately adopted a look of lustful ecstasy.
625
posted on
01/13/2006 10:54:41 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
To: teenyelliott
How do you feel about wrapping presents?
626
posted on
01/13/2006 10:54:57 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
To: Fawn
Wasn't me, another FReeper. I forgot who but I saved the pic.
627
posted on
01/13/2006 10:54:59 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mr. August)
To: Auntbee
She wasn't born with this name. She EARNED it!
;-)
She had a sister we called "Killer". Killer would kill things, like mice, rats, birds, lizards, worms, etc. And Psycho would bring them into the house and play with them.
She's a Japanese Bobtail - and makes more noise than any Siamese I've ever owned.
She's sleeping now - but... good grief...
628
posted on
01/13/2006 10:55:44 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
To: fredhead
629
posted on
01/13/2006 10:56:05 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
To: najida
Excuse me! A bad plot line always spoils the mood for me. I know what you mean... a plot always spoils it for me, too...
630
posted on
01/13/2006 10:56:08 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: teenyelliott
Whatever works for you two - keep it up!
pun intended.
631
posted on
01/13/2006 10:56:28 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to! Too bad I can't sing....)
To: peacebaby
however, sex has no calories. yummmmm
Rodney Dangerfield once said,
"I heard that when you have sex, you lose 200 calories. The last time I had sex, I lost more than that. I lost 200 calories, my watch and my wallet!"
632
posted on
01/13/2006 10:56:45 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
To: PaulaB
Lingerie is for remembering ;P
I wear mine so seldom that he thinks it's new every time I put it on. (Patting self on back..) :-D
633
posted on
01/13/2006 10:57:21 AM PST
by
Millee
(Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
To: Arrowhead1952
634
posted on
01/13/2006 10:57:43 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mr. August)
To: Dashing Dasher
My Psycho did what your Killer does. Also he would run across the room and attack you without warning. One Christmas he took off and tried to run up the Christmas tree and knocked it down - twice. But, sadly he dashed in front of a car and was killed.
635
posted on
01/13/2006 10:57:46 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: teenyelliott
Foxworthy said that men only want two things. They want a beer, and they want to see something nekkid.
636
posted on
01/13/2006 10:58:14 AM PST
by
fredhead
(The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
To: Millee
Are You Sexy?
Should I be worried if I answered yes to most of those?
637
posted on
01/13/2006 10:58:30 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
To: fredhead
"""you lose 200 calories."""
Men instantly loose about an ounce of weight.
sorry
638
posted on
01/13/2006 10:59:20 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(I know what I'd do. I'd take that bet then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
To: ToddBush
I want him.....and I want him now!!!!!!!!
639
posted on
01/13/2006 10:59:29 AM PST
by
carolinacrazy
(Bow to your sensei.... BOW TO YOUR SENSEI...... www.jackassdemocrats.com)
To: fredhead
funny, very funny.
you know, one could have sex and cheesecake, at the same time.
640
posted on
01/13/2006 10:59:49 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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