**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.

[CJ Wolf]

Happy Birthday!

[ToddBush]

You have no idea. Only thing I'm jealous of is that The Girlfriend gets to take him to work, and hang out with him all day. I only get to see him at night and in the morning.

[Millee]

Are You Sexy?
Take Our Quiz!

Chances are if you need to take a quiz you're not, but you may surprise yourself!

Answer true or false to the following:

Even if your husband accidentally brushes up against you in the grocery store you feign sleep.

When watching an adult film you keep commenting on the plot.

Your consider the underpants that still have the elastic as your good lingerie.

You take a "romantic getaway" literally and leave your spouse at home.

Your idea of foreplay involves bargaining over household chores.

Your "come hither" look is reserved for cheesecake.

After making love you often say "that ought to hold you for a while."

Your partner arrives home with strawberries and cream. He suggests you eat them in bed. You thank him and ask him what he's going to do while you're gone.

You keep getting The Tunnel of Love mixed up with Love Canal.

The women at work have hired a stripper to perform at co-worker's bridal shower and you are excited at the thought of pink finger sandwiches.

Sex comes seventh on your to-do list after "take down the Christmas lights".

If you answered true to any of the above questions, your love life needs a jump start!

Try arranging romantic interludes with your partner. Arrange a date night and treat yourself to some sexy new lingerie.

[LongElegantLegs]

Custody battles? ;-P just kidding.

[r-q-tek86]

"You do know how to whistle don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

I liked Rachel Ward's take on that line in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid...

"You know how to dial a phone, don't you... you just put your finger in the hole and make little circles."

[ToddBush]

Ha, funny.

No, just residual flashbacks from my ex-fiance. She got me a dog once, and since the breed she got was a "one-person dog", the thing just tolerated me.

Don't want that to happen with Bosch, and I know that bulldogs are family dogs, not latching on to one person, but still...

[r-q-tek86]

"every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great"

[EX52D]

I'm safe!

[teenyelliott]

I DON'T GET IT!!!!!

ARE YOU CALLING ME A FRUITCAKE??????

Cause if you are, I am going to have to kick that posts butt.

What color is your puppy today?

[Auntbee]

I've decided to buy some new lingerie only after I get rid of 10 more pounds. I've got my eye on this hot little outfit for Valentines Day. Hell bent on fitting into it.

[Dashing Dasher]

Thanks!

[PaulaB]

LOL...

Glad I stumped ya..

;)

BTW

Beatles right?

or do I have the wrong song in my head?

[Auntbee]

Feeling any better this afternoon?

[teenyelliott]

I know that I am just too uptight, but I don't get why women buy lingerie.

Why not just save the money, cut out a photo from Victoria's Secret, and say, "Honey, imagine me in this little thing for thirty seconds, then let's get it on."

Why spend money on something that immediately gets taken off??

BTW, I am NOT romantic in the least, so understand that before you answer!

[ToddBush]

I've got my eye on this hot little outfit for Valentines Day. Hell bent on fitting into it.

In the words of some of my cohorts on here... can't call it hot until we have picture proof.

[najida]

When watching an adult film you keep commenting on the plot.

Excuse me! A bad plot line always spoils the mood for me.

[Dashing Dasher]

What color is your puppy today?

That is hilarious!

What color is your puppy today!?

[Chanticleer]

I've decided to buy some new lingerie only after I get rid of 10 more pounds. I've got my eye on this hot little outfit for Valentines Day.

Aunt Bee?

[CJ Wolf]

Tower?

[HOTTIEBOY]

Does that mean that all those statements apply to you or none apply?

That whole thing is actualy my exwife's mission statement.