Are You Sexy?
Take Our Quiz!
Chances are if you need to take a quiz you're not, but you may surprise yourself!
Answer true or false to the following:
Even if your husband accidentally brushes up against you in the grocery store you feign sleep.
When watching an adult film you keep commenting on the plot.
Your consider the underpants that still have the elastic as your good lingerie.
You take a "romantic getaway" literally and leave your spouse at home.
Your idea of foreplay involves bargaining over household chores.
Your "come hither" look is reserved for cheesecake.
After making love you often say "that ought to hold you for a while."
Your partner arrives home with strawberries and cream. He suggests you eat them in bed. You thank him and ask him what he's going to do while you're gone.
You keep getting The Tunnel of Love mixed up with Love Canal.
The women at work have hired a stripper to perform at co-worker's bridal shower and you are excited at the thought of pink finger sandwiches.
Sex comes seventh on your to-do list after "take down the Christmas lights".
If you answered true to any of the above questions, your love life needs a jump start!
Try arranging romantic interludes with your partner. Arrange a date night and treat yourself to some sexy new lingerie.
I've decided to buy some new lingerie only after I get rid of 10 more pounds. I've got my eye on this hot little outfit for Valentines Day. Hell bent on fitting into it.
Excuse me! A bad plot line always spoils the mood for me.
"Your "come hither" look is reserved for cheesecake. "
very funny!
however, sex has no calories. yummmmm
I always thought it would be pretty sexy if you could dance with your partner and he danced like Patrick Swayze in *Dirty Dancing* YEEGADS the dude was HOT as the SUN in that movie with those moves!!!