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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.





TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: r-q-tek86
What movie...

How are you today, sir?

Better. Better bring me a bucket... I'm gonna throw up

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life - "Mr. Creosote explodes"

481 posted on 01/13/2006 9:33:49 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: peacebaby

Watch it live, front row and have Janet kiss you and you know you've arrived.


482 posted on 01/13/2006 9:35:14 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: r-q-tek86

"""Forrest Gump"""

Yeah, I forgot that movie too. I can do every word of Forrest Gump as well.


483 posted on 01/13/2006 9:35:23 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bed then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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To: sully777

NJ: What the f*** are you lookin' at?


484 posted on 01/13/2006 9:36:56 AM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: The_Victor

The only Monty Python I can remember (and I can't recall the movie) is where they're showing the difference between a Protestant and a Catholic home, and the pregnant woman in the Catholic home (which is full of children) is doing dishes, and the baby just falls out of her, and she says "Get that for me would you?"


485 posted on 01/13/2006 9:37:09 AM PST by fredhead (The NAVY - Full Speed Ahead (or is it Astern?))
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To: Michael Goldsberry

And if you every played Frankenfurter, never admit it.


486 posted on 01/13/2006 9:37:10 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: TheBigB
When you die, they will find your porn.

Yeah, but I'll be dead, so it won't matter. ; )

Did you folks mean the collection of porn or the movies I made when I really needed the money.

It was only a bit part and I still have the teeth marks to prove it!

487 posted on 01/13/2006 9:37:49 AM PST by pikachu (Every man needs the love or a good woman or the love of two bad women. often too!)
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To: Michael Goldsberry; fredhead

Crazy world when I find out I'm a virgin in RHPS sense.

Does that mean I get to "start all over?"


488 posted on 01/13/2006 9:38:18 AM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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Just got back from lunch, did I miss anything?

I am going to have to stay in this thread. it makes the time go by fast.

Of course, my Astonomy Picture thread is coming up.


489 posted on 01/13/2006 9:39:28 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bed then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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To: peacebaby; fredhead

A RHPS Virgin! Up to the front! Let the auction begin!


490 posted on 01/13/2006 9:39:49 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Petronski
NJ: What the f*** are you lookin' at?

Perfect!!!!

491 posted on 01/13/2006 9:39:53 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
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To: tuffydoodle

Confucioussay; Don't pee in cash register, It run into money


492 posted on 01/13/2006 9:41:14 AM PST by oldtimer2 (Liberal: a power worshipper without power....George Orwell)
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To: Michael Goldsberry

My virginity going up for auction? OMG.


493 posted on 01/13/2006 9:41:31 AM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: najida
Speaking of North Carolina, I am getting pounded right now.


494 posted on 01/13/2006 9:43:48 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (I know what I'd do. I'd take that bed then crawfish and drill that ole devil in the......)
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To: peacebaby

The auction is before the show. You will be purchased for a jellybean or a piece of popcorn and will have to do the Time Warp with your new owner.


495 posted on 01/13/2006 9:44:00 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: fredhead
Here's an oldie but a goodie.

Listen carefully. The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

496 posted on 01/13/2006 9:44:19 AM PST by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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To: Michael Goldsberry

My virginity purchased with a jellybean? (hands on hips)

Well!


497 posted on 01/13/2006 9:46:02 AM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Would you rather:

Make a sound like a lion's roar whenever you yawn...

or

Leave a little trail of paprika wherever you go?


498 posted on 01/13/2006 9:46:36 AM PST by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Yeah, I've been waiting for that one...LOL!


499 posted on 01/13/2006 9:47:51 AM PST by EX52D (Happy New Year Freepers!)
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To: Michael Goldsberry; peacebaby

Woo-Hoo peacebaby!! I've never seen it either!!


500 posted on 01/13/2006 9:48:10 AM PST by Millee (Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
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