**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.

[Maximus of Texas]

I have a ton of "would you rathers" that I made up. Along the lines of your post...
Would you rather:

1. Have the mind and ears of Spock?

or

2. The body and money of Oprah (back when she was really fat)

[R. Scott]

Dallas has always had great cheerleaders – too bad the same can’t be said for the football team.

[Maximus of Texas]

Participation in 20% of the Super Bowls and 40% of the NFC Championship games doesn't warrant greatness?

[CougarGA7]

Dont know if I want the mind of Spock. He couldn't laugh.

Besides, me, a guy, this the body of Oprah would be a good money maker at the carnival.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Where's my umbrella?

A toast!

A squirt gun, a lighter, a newspaper, some rice, Let's Do The Time Warp Again baby!

[peacebaby]

oh, geez...wait a sec, let me put on my black slip and garter

[teenyelliott]

Keep ready my other posts

Okay. I'll keep them ready. Retard.

[Dashing Dasher]

Keep ready my other posts
Okay. I'll keep them ready. Retard.

Max's fan club is losing members?

[najida]

No, I agree,
He looks bad.

All kinds of warning bells go off when I see him these days (Like the man ain't healthy at all).

[R. Scott]

The Washington Redskins play at Seattle tomorrow – when is the Cowboys’ next game? I’ll have to watch it and see if they have improved any. They last time they played Dallas it wasn’t much of a game, Redskins won 35-7

[najida]

Good lord,

I know all of Rocky Horror...for years, I'd put it on when I really needed to clean house and couldn't get in the mood.

OK, I also know a lot of Last of the Mohicans too.

[fredhead]

I didn't see 382 before I made my post.

The Victor, you can have it.

[fredhead]

In just seven days...I can make you a man!

[Lady Jag]

[Dashing Dasher]

No fighting!!!

It's my damn birthday - you can all go suck harleys!



Thank you!
;-)

[EX52D]

Last of the Mohicans...good movie... "I will find you!"

[fredhead]

Happy Birthday!

Another year older and deeper in debt, right!

"Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store."

[Dog Gone]

I remember it now. Lemme see if I can find it.

[Dashing Dasher]

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.

Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,

So Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz ?

[Millee]

Good movie, BUT the one line (paraphrasing here): "Whatever you do, DON'T DIE!" is sooooo unbelievably corny. I would reply, "Okay, good advice. Thanks for the tip!" :o)