**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.

[ToddBush]

That one might work.

[Maximus of Texas]

That's not a true reprenstation of David Carr. He should be shown laying on the turf with a defensive end towering over him celebrating his 4th sack of the game.

[ToddBush]

4th? How about 8th.

[Maximus of Texas]

[MadCharity]

Golf vs. Sex

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a
couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the
golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and
whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer
also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says, "Sure," and sinks
the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to
get an eagle on this one." The same stranger is at his side again and
whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without
waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side
and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your
sex life?"

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside
him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't
know who I am. I'm the devil, and from this day forward you will have no
sex life."

"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley

[HOTTIEBOY]

[Millee]

Just remember to will your home movies (and you know the ones I'm talking about) to the Freeperettes. We'll watch and comment with the upmost respect.......I promise...... ;o)

[NCC-1701]

Cheerleaders? I'll give you cheerleaders:

[ToddBush]

You must be Ringo......Look darlin, Johnny Ringo.

The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill they say...

[Tatze]

Now thats just sick!!

[lawgirl]

OMG How much do I love Pearls Before Swine. That reminds me- i need to go pull my daily PBS calendar to see what it says hehee.

[ErnBatavia]

Nothing like a traditional formal Engagement portrait...

[MadCharity]

Unnecessary Censorship

[sully777]

I always like Sh*thead, the name of the dog in The Jerk.

Just thinking of that movie makes me laugh.

"Damn these glasses. Damn!"
"Alright (Martin takes the eyeglasses and points at them) I DAMN THEE!"

[Allegra]

Rules are Rules!

Now, THAT'S what I'm talking about!

[TheBigB]

upmost

Freudian slip. ; )

[motormouth]

Very Cute!!! :o)

MM

[HOTTIEBOY]

What do you think darlin? Should I hate him?

[Chanticleer]

Nice shirt. Is she about 13?

[ToddBush]

You don't even know him...