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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 01/13/2006
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 01/13/2006 5:44:50 AM PST by BJClinton
Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: gosteelers; hookemhorns; ofst; redskins; tgif
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To: Maximus of Texas
Why do you ponder such things???? LOL
MM
To: Tatze
"Now thats just sick!!"
I know, hahahha.
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posted on
01/13/2006 7:16:16 AM PST
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Maximus of Texas
No, but I do tilt my head while watching porn. Does that help?
203
posted on
01/13/2006 7:16:20 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
To: Maximus of Texas
204
posted on
01/13/2006 7:16:29 AM PST
by
Tatze
(I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
To: sully777
I just got new phonebooks last week! My kids think I am insane (even moreso) now.
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posted on
01/13/2006 7:16:29 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on.)
To: BJClinton
YEEE -- HAAAWWW
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posted on
01/13/2006 7:16:32 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: BJClinton
You beat the ping. Good show ol' chap.
Yesterday, I groggily poured myself some coffee, fired up the 'puter and pre-loaded a picture for the coming Silliness Thread; I was ready!....it didn't dawn on me for 45 minutes that it was Thursday.
207
posted on
01/13/2006 7:16:35 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(I post in slang..live with it or ignore it - reader's choice.)
To: peacebaby
208
posted on
01/13/2006 7:16:57 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
To: BJClinton
To: Hemingway's Ghost
Any team that defeats Denver is OK by me.
(And she aint too bad either)
210
posted on
01/13/2006 7:17:28 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: ToddBush
I don't no there's something about him. Something around the eyes.
Reminds me of...ME. Yep, I'm sure of it. I hate him.
211
posted on
01/13/2006 7:18:29 AM PST
by
HOTTIEBOY
(You must be Ringo......Look darlin, Johnny Ringo.)
To: sully777
"You know what I'd like to do? Guess your weight."
"What's happening to my special purpose?!"
212
posted on
01/13/2006 7:18:31 AM PST
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Fierce Allegiance; sully777; teenyelliott
And I juggled some cats. I wasn't too good at it.
213
posted on
01/13/2006 7:18:35 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull Bosch's finger)
To: ErnBatavia
Go back to bed and wake up next week.
214
posted on
01/13/2006 7:19:22 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull Bosch's finger)
To: Maximus of Texas
"See a doctor and get rid of it."
215
posted on
01/13/2006 7:19:23 AM PST
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: ErnBatavia
LOL!!!
LOVE THAT SHIRT!!!
216
posted on
01/13/2006 7:19:43 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(It's my birthday, I can b*tch if I want to!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Happy Birthday to you! Sorry you're sick. Friday the thirteenth and birthday don't often come together. Get well soon!
To: MadCharity
That is great! Heavily forwarded!
218
posted on
01/13/2006 7:21:06 AM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Lean on me, when you're not strong, and I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry on.)
To: Maximus of Texas
It isn't too late to go to college....
219
posted on
01/13/2006 7:21:36 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: Maximus of Texas
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 120 kph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
'There's no way they can catch a Mercedes,' he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 130, 140, 150, 160... before the reality of the situation hit him.
'What the hell am I doing?' he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
'It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go.'
The guy thinks for a second and says.
'Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.'
'Have a nice weekend.' said the officer.
220
posted on
01/13/2006 7:21:37 AM PST
by
MadCharity
(When it comes to sex, men are like microwaves and women are like crockpots.)
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