**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****

OFST | 01/13/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

[BJClinton]

Wheee! Friday. Mr. August sez: Time to be silly.

[Chanticleer]

That bad? Rats! And I was going to lose weight this year. Dashing Dasher, I'll have a piece of that cake.

[Tatze]

[tuffydoodle]

[BJClinton]

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Class 1
Why Men Are Always Right

Material repeatedly covers the bleeding obvious.

Five Nights; Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday at 6:00 a.m. for 8 hours

[peacebaby]

here's an original poem by peacebaby:

You made up my mind,
but you didn't make my bed.
Twenty five years, you'd think
You'd have it in your head

To do what is expected
To do what is right.
To make up the bed
Make it ready for night.

And so, therefore,
It's short on your side
I made it once more,
The joke's all mine.

Of course, I didn't think,
in the middle of the night
You'd end up with sheets
and I'd be uptight.

My butt is exposed
and I am shivering
and the joke is on me
for even believing

That I could get you back
for this one small discretion.
I'll think of something else
to teach you a lesson.

[Dashing Dasher]

Thanks for the birthday wishes!

I wish I was well enough to drink tonight!

Ugh!

I'll have to make it up next week....

[tuffydoodle]

Got your freepmail.

[RockinRight]

So when do you two tie the knot??

[ToddBush]

For the love of God... stop calling my dog an appliance, a spark plug, or anything else other than a dog. ;-)

[RockinRight]

Hehe...I'm well aware of the lyrics :-)

[Chanticleer]

Hot totties are great for all sorts of illnesses... well, unless it's the stomach flu, in which case, so, so sorry.

Any good tottie recipes, Miss Paula?

[Maximus of Texas]

"4. Sitcom characters watching porn always tilt their heads."

Ok, while watching a different shows last night we saw three incidents where a character closes a door then turns, puts their back against the door and slides down into a sitting position. So, the question is, does anyone do that in real life?????

[TheBigB]

When you die, they will find your porn.

Yeah, but I'll be dead, so it won't matter. ; )

[Dashing Dasher]

The Texans quaterback, David Carr is mighty cute, though. Ap> And USC's Matt Leinart - {swoon!}

Rules are Rules!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Hey, you named him Bosch.

Last time I checked, Bosch Platinum Spark Plugs were still on the market.

[sully777]

I'm sick and I find vodka and any liquid its placed in cures...

hell, who cares what it cures!

[Chanticleer]

Your Bosch is cuter than my Bosch.

[Maximus of Texas]

How about "Fart Machine"?

[Dashing Dasher]

Feel free to borrow it!

[tuffydoodle]

I do but it's usually when my husband is pushing down on my shoulders.