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1 posted on 01/04/2006 1:46:03 PM PST by Millee
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To: Millee
Geist agreed it was a tight fit

There's a joke in there somewhere.

2 posted on 01/04/2006 1:48:45 PM PST by Horatio Gates (Optimist sees the donut, pessimist sees only the hole.)
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"My husband busted a nut... and there it was!"

C'mon... nobody falls for the old condom in the nuts trick. Just a guy trying to cover his tracks...
3 posted on 01/04/2006 1:49:19 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: Millee

Those folks in Rifle havent been the same since the nuclear tests.


5 posted on 01/04/2006 1:50:39 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim ("We're a meat-based society.")
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To: Millee

The Nut doesn't fall far from the Condom Tree.


7 posted on 01/04/2006 1:51:35 PM PST by TexasCajun
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Afterward, she reported that an assistant manager photographed the evidence, then asked Geist what she should do next. Geist suggested e-mailing the photo to corporate offices but also said she didn't want to give up the condom.

"We probably won't throw it away for a while. It's too funny of a souvenir

Obviously government school educated if this condom has now become a family heirloom.

9 posted on 01/04/2006 1:52:22 PM PST by RetiredArmy (I have no faith in any politician or political party any more. They all lie for their agendas.)
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To: Millee

The prankster's not too smart, it's supposed to be on the outside.


12 posted on 01/04/2006 1:58:25 PM PST by jazusamo (A Progressive is only a Socialist in a transparent disguise.)
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To: Millee

God's trying to tell her something.


13 posted on 01/04/2006 2:00:16 PM PST by My2Cents (Dead people voting is the closest the Democrats come to believing in eternal life.)
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To: Millee

What the??????


Oh Millee LOL


14 posted on 01/04/2006 2:03:09 PM PST by PaulaB
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I don't think the nuts are at wal-mart......


15 posted on 01/04/2006 2:06:27 PM PST by InsureAmerica (Evil? I have many words for it. We are as dust, to them. - v v putin)
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To: Millee

Bet these folks have a 17 year old son. They should check his drawers.


21 posted on 01/04/2006 3:46:20 PM PST by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: Millee

maybe the husband was having an affair with a squirrel


27 posted on 01/04/2006 4:55:39 PM PST by sassbox
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To: Millee; Berosus; FairOpinion; ValerieUSA

The worst part of the story is, her husband is allergic to latex *and* to nuts.


30 posted on 01/09/2006 12:24:44 PM PST by SunkenCiv (FReep this URL -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/pledge)
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