Working For The Weekend Wednesday

The Muppet Show

[PaulaB]

Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.

1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE

2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.

3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P

[Maximus of Texas]

Based on the photo? How so?

I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking that question.

[teenyelliott]

I'm right, aren't I?

[LongElegantLegs]

Hey, I did warn you. :-P Trust me, you're missing an animation that exemplifies the meaning of class. And art. And such. R-q-tek86 will 'back me up' on that. Foamy the squirrel RULES ALL.

[teenyelliott]

Ok, that is creepy. Who wants some stranger pawing through your food

Oh. And most men wouldn't mind, as long as there were boobs all over the place.

[exile]

Gloves or not, it's patronizing. A grown man is capable of feeding himself. (Well, not actually cooking, but we've got the eating part down.)

[Maximus of Texas]

T, isn't that always the case when I debate you?

[ToddBush]

as long as there were boobs all over the place.

I think this covers pretty much everything. "Vat of snakes...", "Going to the desert...", "Going back to the Azores..." (personal one for me)... yep, "as long as there are boobs all over the place" pretty much makes up for any bad situation.

[r-q-tek86]

Foamy the squirrel RULES ALL

The Chuck is going to be angry

[r-q-tek86]

[exile]

Yes. Boobs are very powerful.

[MadCharity]

I think this covers pretty much everything. "Vat of snakes...", "Going to the desert...", "Going back to the Azores..." (personal one for me)... yep, "as long as there are boobs all over the place" pretty much makes up for any bad situation.

Except shopping!

[najida]

Look,
What set me over the Hooters edge was the father in our small town who wanted his 17 year old daughter to work there.

And the high school was against it.....I don't remember all the reasons.

Anyhow, on the local news and in the paper....here is this creepy Dad with his arm around his busty, halter topped daughter bragging about how she's perfect for the job, the school had no right to interfere...You get the picture.

OK, the nastiest part was going into the Swamp Fox Country Store and hearing all the remarks the good ole' boys were making about this girl (not her Dad, HER!) while ogling the picture in the newspaper. Here is a 17 year old being called every vile thing in the world, and her DAD is all for it!

You have to be a really stupid woman to work at Hooters and think men aren't seeing you as nothing but boobs and butt. Oh and the other too

[ToddBush]

Except shopping!

Nope, covers that too. Ask The Girlfriend (mine). I'll follow her to the dreaded Boca Raton mall because I know all the Boca B!tches will be out in force showing off the merchandise.

[LongElegantLegs]

And who wouldn't want to eat raw fish off the sensitive areas of a complete stranger?

[ToddBush]

Ok, yes that's disgusting. 17 is too young to work there.

[ToddBush]

I may be a chauvinistic (no I can't spell) pig, but I have morals.

[Maximus of Texas]

Can they open a jar of pickels?


Let someone respond "yes"

[ToddBush]

Mine ca... oh wait, wrong sex. My bad.

[exile]

"You have to be a really stupid woman to work at Hooters and think men aren't seeing you as nothing but boobs and butt. Oh and the other too"

I'm sure most of the chicks are making enough in tips to not care what the guys think of them.

[LongElegantLegs]

Chuck loves Foamy. Foamy wears the gift of Beard on his butt, which is why squirrels have big bushy tails.