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Working For The Weekend Wednesday
The Muppet Show
Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB
Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.
1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE
2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.
3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P
TOPICS: Science
KEYWORDS: alwaysfun; buttcrack; cheesenachoes; dillpickles; explosivediarhhea; funny; gabskankstinks; judge; kittycats; mooooooo; oooweeeeemama; outstanding; princessesatitagain; promqueenisbaaaack; research; rintintin; weloveourprincess; welovethesegirls; yagonnaeatthosetots
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To: exile
There! I found the gremlin and recalibrated it with a hammer. Other than the soft whimpering, that box is running fine now.
Unfortunately, a different server just exploded.
...unnngh!
To: ToddBush
'sright,
I go to the local fish market because the guys are carrying big sacks and crates on their shoulders.
They get all wet and sweaty and sometimes they take their shirts off!
But I do go for the shrimp and oysters too :)
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posted on
01/04/2006 8:52:34 AM PST
by
najida
(Happy New Year)
To: ToddBush
Since they've been posted before...
243
posted on
01/04/2006 8:52:47 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: phantomworker
Your welcome sweetie...and we are glad your here to share in this sickness community
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posted on
01/04/2006 8:53:38 AM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Maximus of Texas
I noted that my name is missing from the invite list.
Afraid I'll get you drunk and you'll end up looking like this!?
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posted on
01/04/2006 8:53:43 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Best Behavior is my middle name!)
To: Maximus of Texas
does your ass look better than mineBWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Funny joke, Maximus.
246
posted on
01/04/2006 8:54:40 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: r-q-tek86
SOOOOO many jokes I could make with that picture...
247
posted on
01/04/2006 8:55:07 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
To: EX52D; ToddBush; Dashing Dasher
To: ToddBush
SOOOOO many jokes I could make with that picture... Let's hear 'em
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posted on
01/04/2006 8:55:59 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: Dashing Dasher
Not at all. If you note, #7 reflected "..." indicating that more were on the list. I just didn't have time to show everyone.
To: ToddBush
Todd-I am the one on the left
Max is the one in the middle
and RQ on the right!!!
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posted on
01/04/2006 8:56:18 AM PST
by
PaulaB
To: LongElegantLegs
Gee, thanks. It was blocked at work.
To: PaulaB; ToddBush
Yes, that is true. I am in the middle. What you can't see is PaulaB's hand grabbing my butt.
To: najida
Dang Najida, they wear those industrial strength ice skater pantyhose-shiny tights, which will squish just about anything together, and hide the cellulite, too.
My husband actually went in there one time, by himself, and his waitress SAT DOWN at his table, proceeded to "debone" (I know, I know) all his wings for him, then gave him his receipt with a big heart on it.
He says, "She was just being nice". I said, "Reverse the roles, and pretend it was me sitting there with a waiter. Is he still just "nice"?
Oh, whores DO get on my nerves.
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posted on
01/04/2006 8:58:59 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: r-q-tek86
Let's hear 'em Most would make an "official Freeper", as in censored.
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posted on
01/04/2006 8:59:57 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
To: LongElegantLegs
The Jiggly Butt Sir Mix-a-lot... paging Sir Mix-a-lot... please come to the white courtesy phone...
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:00:30 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: r-q-tek86; Maximus of Texas
Max, based on that photo, I am guessing you have a very hairy chest.
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:01:01 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
"his waitress SAT DOWN at his table, proceeded to "debone" (I know, I know) all his wings for him,"
Ok, that is creepy. Who wants some stranger pawing through your food?
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:01:03 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: r-q-tek86
Sir Mix-a-lot... paging Sir Mix-a-lot... "You have a call from Rachel and Ross... apparently they are upset at the song you made that caused their baby to laugh..."
Sorry, couldn't resist the "Friends" reference.
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:01:56 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
To: exile
She had gloves on. And he is too nice to say, "Excuse me skank-whore-rode hard girl, get away from me."
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:02:47 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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