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Working For The Weekend Wednesday
The Muppet Show
Posted on 01/04/2006 6:51:47 AM PST by PaulaB
Hump Day is here. Cruising to the weekend. A few things of importance for those taking notes.
1. A fellow sister is back. YIPEEEEEE
2. Anyone skilled in the art of rain dancing, please come to Texas to perform this. You may pitch your tent on Max's property.
3. If anyone has any funny New Years Eve stories, please share. :P
TOPICS: Science
KEYWORDS: alwaysfun; buttcrack; cheesenachoes; dillpickles; explosivediarhhea; funny; gabskankstinks; judge; kittycats; mooooooo; oooweeeeemama; outstanding; princessesatitagain; promqueenisbaaaack; research; rintintin; weloveourprincess; welovethesegirls; yagonnaeatthosetots
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To: teenyelliott; r-q-tek86
Based on the photo? How so?
I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking that question.
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:03:19 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Maximus of Texas; r-q-tek86
Hey, I did warn you. :-P Trust me, you're missing an animation that exemplifies the meaning of class. And art. And such. R-q-tek86 will 'back me up' on that. Foamy the squirrel RULES ALL.
To: exile
Ok, that is creepy. Who wants some stranger pawing through your foodOh. And most men wouldn't mind, as long as there were boobs all over the place.
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:04:47 AM PST
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
Gloves or not, it's patronizing. A grown man is capable of feeding himself. (Well, not actually cooking, but we've got the eating part down.)
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:05:18 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: teenyelliott
T, isn't that always the case when I debate you?
To: teenyelliott
as long as there were boobs all over the place. I think this covers pretty much everything. "Vat of snakes...", "Going to the desert...", "Going back to the Azores..." (personal one for me)... yep, "as long as there are boobs all over the place" pretty much makes up for any bad situation.
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:06:23 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
To: LongElegantLegs
Foamy the squirrel RULES ALL The Chuck is going to be angry
268
posted on
01/04/2006 9:06:27 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: ToddBush
269
posted on
01/04/2006 9:08:59 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(The closest I got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content)
To: teenyelliott
Yes. Boobs are very powerful.
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:09:01 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: ToddBush
I think this covers pretty much everything. "Vat of snakes...", "Going to the desert...", "Going back to the Azores..." (personal one for me)... yep, "as long as there are boobs all over the place" pretty much makes up for any bad situation.
Except shopping!
To: teenyelliott
Look,
What set me over the Hooters edge was the father in our small town who wanted his 17 year old daughter to work there.
And the high school was against it.....I don't remember all the reasons.
Anyhow, on the local news and in the paper....here is this creepy Dad with his arm around his busty, halter topped daughter bragging about how she's perfect for the job, the school had no right to interfere...You get the picture.
OK, the nastiest part was going into the Swamp Fox Country Store and hearing all the remarks the good ole' boys were making about this girl (not her Dad, HER!) while ogling the picture in the newspaper. Here is a 17 year old being called every vile thing in the world, and her DAD is all for it!
You have to be a really stupid woman to work at Hooters and think men aren't seeing you as nothing but boobs and butt. Oh and the other too
272
posted on
01/04/2006 9:10:16 AM PST
by
najida
(Happy New Year)
To: MadCharity
Except shopping! Nope, covers that too. Ask The Girlfriend (mine). I'll follow her to the dreaded Boca Raton mall because I know all the Boca B!tches will be out in force showing off the merchandise.
273
posted on
01/04/2006 9:10:45 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
To: teenyelliott
And who wouldn't want to eat raw fish off the sensitive areas of a complete stranger?
To: najida
Ok, yes that's disgusting. 17 is too young to work there.
275
posted on
01/04/2006 9:11:46 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
To: najida
I may be a chauvinistic (no I can't spell) pig, but I have morals.
276
posted on
01/04/2006 9:12:21 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
To: exile; teenyelliott; LongElegantLegs
Can they open a jar of pickels?
Let someone respond "yes"
To: Maximus of Texas
Mine ca... oh wait, wrong sex. My bad.
278
posted on
01/04/2006 9:12:52 AM PST
by
ToddBush
(She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.)
To: najida
"You have to be a really stupid woman to work at Hooters and think men aren't seeing you as nothing but boobs and butt. Oh and the other too"
I'm sure most of the chicks are making enough in tips to not care what the guys think of them.
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posted on
01/04/2006 9:13:48 AM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: r-q-tek86
Chuck loves Foamy. Foamy wears the gift of Beard on his butt, which is why squirrels have big bushy tails.
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