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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** (Festivus 2005 Edition)
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| 12/23/2005
| AllOfUs
Posted on 12/23/2005 5:39:40 AM PST by BJClinton
Happy Festivus Everyone! For those that don't know what Festivus is, here's a source:
Wikipedia
While it was actually invented (like Kwanzaa) in 1966 in a Reader's Digest column it was made popular by an episode of Seinfeld.
The Festivus Dinner you'll have to take care of yourself, but I've provided a festivus Pole:
The feats of strength and airing of grievances will be addressed downthread.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: airingofgrievences; featsofstrength; festivus; ofst; tgif; whostolethepole
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To: baker_girl
| You Are Blitzen |
 Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.
Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!
Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini. |
261
posted on
12/23/2005 10:15:45 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: Millee
Merry Christmas MIllee!!!
To: EX52D
Awesome I am so glad to hear ;)
Merry Christmas friend
263
posted on
12/23/2005 10:16:12 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(A D D - Silent night, Holy ooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate,why is France so far away)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Camel toes in Christmas stocking ~ Bump!
264
posted on
12/23/2005 10:16:23 AM PST
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: BenLurkin
I wonder if this the same seller that nailed some guy here in the Dallas area as well. I caught a news story about this earlier this week ~ quite the scam, some people ordered (and paid) for a number of these units as Christmas gifts. I doubt that eBay will be of any help ~ they rarely are.
265
posted on
12/23/2005 10:16:52 AM PST
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: baker_girl
| You Are Vixen |
 Sexy and sultry, you're the one all the other reindeer dream about.
Why You're Naughty: That fur pulling spat you got into with Dancer over Santa.
Why You're Nice: Because even when you're nice, you're still delightfully naughty! |
266
posted on
12/23/2005 10:17:07 AM PST
by
kevkrom
("Zero-sum games are transactions mostly initiated by thieves and governments." - Walter Williams)
To: All
| You Are a Traditional Christmas Tree |
 For a good Christmas, you don't have to re-invent the wheel.
You already have traditions, foods, and special things you bring out every year. |
267
posted on
12/23/2005 10:17:20 AM PST
by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: PaulaB
Merry Christmas to you too!
268
posted on
12/23/2005 10:17:51 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: baker_girl
| You Are Blitzen |
Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.
Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!
Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini. |
269
posted on
12/23/2005 10:18:32 AM PST
by
hattend
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: baker_girl
| You Are Blitzen |
Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.
Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!
Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini. |
To: KevinDavis
| You Are a Cranberry and Popcorn Strung Tree |
 Christmas is all about showcasing your creative talents.
From cookies to nicely wrapped presents, your unique creations impress everyone. |
271
posted on
12/23/2005 10:19:28 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!)
To: KevinDavis
| You Are a Traditional Christmas Tree |
For a good Christmas, you don't have to re-invent the wheel.
You already have traditions, foods, and special things you bring out every year. |
272
posted on
12/23/2005 10:19:59 AM PST
by
EX52D
((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
To: KevinDavis
| You Are Zavien Doombringer |
Always in good spirits, you're the Viking Kitten who loves to party down with Santa.
Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while Zotting Trolls!
Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini and pass Catnip to all involved in the Zot. |
273
posted on
12/23/2005 10:21:10 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
| Your Elf Name Is... |
 Freckles Snaggle Tooth |
274
posted on
12/23/2005 10:21:23 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: KevinDavis
| You Are a Tinsel Tree |
 For you, Christmas is no different than the rest of the year.
And this means you do things your own way - and continue to surprise people. |
To: The_Victor
Hey, that is cute too.
I was Fuzzy Slave O' Santa.
To: EX52D
| You Are a Cranberry and Popcorn Strung Tree |
Christmas is all about showcasing your creative talents.
From cookies to nicely wrapped presents, your unique creations impress everyone. |
277
posted on
12/23/2005 10:24:13 AM PST
by
hattend
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: EX52D
That's strange.
| You Are Cupid |
 A total romantic, you're always crushing on a new reindeer.
Why You're Naughty: You've caused so much drama, all the reindeers aren't speaking to each other.
Why You're Nice: You have a knack for playing matchmaker. You even hooked Rudolph up! |
278
posted on
12/23/2005 10:27:26 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: hattend
| Your Christmas is Most Like: A Charlie Brown Christmas |
 Each year, you really get into the spirit of Christmas.
Which is much more important to you than nifty presents. |
279
posted on
12/23/2005 10:28:03 AM PST
by
hattend
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: kevkrom
| You Are a Bright Christmas Tree |
 For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites.
You are into all things Christmas, even if they're a little tacky. |
280
posted on
12/23/2005 10:29:51 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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