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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** (Festivus 2005 Edition)
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| 12/23/2005
| AllOfUs
Posted on 12/23/2005 5:39:40 AM PST by BJClinton
Happy Festivus Everyone! For those that don't know what Festivus is, here's a source:
Wikipedia
While it was actually invented (like Kwanzaa) in 1966 in a Reader's Digest column it was made popular by an episode of Seinfeld.
The Festivus Dinner you'll have to take care of yourself, but I've provided a festivus Pole:
The feats of strength and airing of grievances will be addressed downthread.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: airingofgrievences; featsofstrength; festivus; ofst; tgif; whostolethepole
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To: PaulaB
There can be only oneAnd that would be ME! HO HO HO!
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Santa's a bad man!!! You should see what he makes me do. Actually, that DVD is on the top of my list for what I asked Santa for this year.
222
posted on
12/23/2005 9:11:21 AM PST
by
kevkrom
("Zero-sum games are transactions mostly initiated by thieves and governments." - Walter Williams)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
He issss bad.....
223
posted on
12/23/2005 9:11:58 AM PST
by
PaulaB
(A D D - Silent night, Holy ooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate,why is France so far away)
To: BJClinton
wee fish ewe a mare three cranes moose panda hippo gnu dear
224
posted on
12/23/2005 9:11:59 AM PST
by
hattend
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: kevkrom
To: Fierce Allegiance
Fierce Allegiance, Ruler of Elves...You cheated, didn't you?
226
posted on
12/23/2005 9:13:38 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
LOL, you may go blind. If I do, I'll blame it on "soap poisoning".
227
posted on
12/23/2005 9:13:41 AM PST
by
kevkrom
("Zero-sum games are transactions mostly initiated by thieves and governments." - Walter Williams)
To: peacebaby
No! See post #218, I'm a nice boy.
To: kevkrom
I meant from my ugly image on your TV screen.
"soap poisoning" ...ROTFLMAO!
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
| Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Puppy |
 Well - one cute, soft, cuddly puppy...
And a very soiled Christmas stocking. |
230
posted on
12/23/2005 9:15:09 AM PST
by
hattend
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: PaulaB
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
| You Were Nice This Year! |
 You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.
You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? |
232
posted on
12/23/2005 9:19:17 AM PST
by
hattend
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: Michael Goldsberry
How Gay!
| Your Elf Name Is... |
 Candy Cartwheels (not that there's anything wrong with that) |
233
posted on
12/23/2005 9:22:55 AM PST
by
hattend
(There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
| You Were Nice This Year! |
You're an uber-perfect person who is on the top of Santa's list.
You probably didn't even *think* any naughty thoughts this year.
Unless you're a Mormon, you've probably been a little too good.
Is that extra candy cane worth being a sweetheart for 365 days straight? |
Fierce Allegiance, the question "How many people did I make out with this year?" Does making out apply to internet smooching? If so, I lied on the test.
234
posted on
12/23/2005 9:23:25 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
It was... soap... poisoning!
235
posted on
12/23/2005 9:27:31 AM PST
by
kevkrom
("Zero-sum games are transactions mostly initiated by thieves and governments." - Walter Williams)
To: fatboy
| Your Elf Name Is... |
|
Freckles Mc Mini |
236
posted on
12/23/2005 9:31:40 AM PST
by
baker_girl
(You are all winners,except those of you who lose.)
To: baker_girl
To: BJClinton
| Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With a Viking Kitten |
 Well - one mean, spittin', Viking Kitty...
And a very Torn up Christmas stocking. |
238
posted on
12/23/2005 9:36:30 AM PST
by
Zavien Doombringer
(Have you gotten your Viking Kittie Patch today? http://www.visualops.com/patch.html)
To: peacebaby
No comment!
To: Zavien Doombringer
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