Please post all letters to Santa here.
Will be leaving to the North Pole as of Friday. ;)
Please post all letters to Santa here.
Will be leaving to the North Pole as of Friday. ;)
I wanna pony n, n, a Red Ryder BB gun (to put my eye out)
Ms Claus is here and taking letters ;)
All I want for Christmas is Peace and Happiness for everyone.
Can I get my X-Box 360 now?
Sincerely,
Maximus
Dear Santa,
Will you please bring me some pro American US Senators to replace the current crop of traitors running the Democrat Senate Cacus?
deer santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care.
How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa:
I'd like to get through this Christmas thinking about the real reason we are celebrating.
And maybe a Plasma TV? Ya think?
Peace.
My sis actually lives in North Pole AK so tell her I said hey!
Please bring me my "I heart Dasher" coffee mug and my Dasher-a-Day calender.
Sincerely,
pissant
Dear Santa:
Merry Christmas, Santa!
I want peace on earth and for none of the Christmas party food calories to "count", if you know what I mean.
Your pal,
alwaysconservative.
We will be hosting a dinner in his honor on the 24th if you and Mrs. Claus should care to attend.
Succulently er... I mean
Sincerely yours,
Harmless Teddy Bear
Dear Santa:
I want to win the lottery to pay for these freakin' gifts. Plus, I've been good when I was supposed to and bad when I was supposed to.
Love,
Auntbee
Dear Santa,
I would like leading Democrats to truly act responsibly next year. I know I'm asking for a lot, but things are getting out of hand. Have I been nice? Yes, and I've even praised Joe Lieberman a few times this year.
Thank you!
John
P.S. Could we please have a Borders Act that doesn't say a word about amnesty? I know you're going to have to give lumps of coal to those nasty businessmen who are hiring illeglas, but they haven't been nice to America!
Dear Santa:
Please deliver me a fresh helping of thankfulness!
Dear Santa:
PLEASE stop giving me coal... I REALLY am a good girl, I think you better check that list of yours thrice instead of twice.
Sincerely,
MM
Dear Santa,
Is it possible you could take the words "I" and "me" out of my senior editor's vocabulary?
That way she'd be rendered speechless.
Please? I'll give up my martini if you will.
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa