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Dear Santa
Ms Claus
Posted on 12/20/2005 1:05:13 PM PST by PaulaB
Dear Santa, This is PaulaB...............
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: christmas; christmaslist
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To: PaulaB
Dear Santa:
Merry Christmas, Santa!
I want peace on earth and for none of the Christmas party food calories to "count", if you know what I mean.
Your pal,
alwaysconservative.
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:17:28 PM PST
by
alwaysconservative
(2005: Purple, Cedar, and Orange revolutions, and Times' POTY are rich, aging do-gooders.)
To: peacebaby
Peace...
I got your package...
Merry Christmas to you
you are are a great person and friend
I loveeeeee that stuff!!!!
oh and took note to Santa that you
took 5 less pills this year than last
so plasma is due!!!
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:18:25 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB
Dear Santa,
I just want you to know I am so sorry about what happened to Comet. But you really shouldn't let your reindeer wander around the Michigan woods without their orange vests.
We will be hosting a dinner in his honor on the 24th if you and Mrs. Claus should care to attend.
Succulently er... I mean
Sincerely yours,
Harmless Teddy Bear
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:18:32 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(When the First Amendment was written dueling was common and legal. Think about it.)
To: PaulaB
Dear Santa:
I want to win the lottery to pay for these freakin' gifts. Plus, I've been good when I was supposed to and bad when I was supposed to.
Love,
Auntbee
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:19:08 PM PST
by
Auntbee
(I love football season!!)
To: PaulaB
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo
Santa honey, I wanna yacht and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To a platinum mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with a duplex, and checks
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a phone
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:19:51 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: alwaysconservative
none of the Christmas party food calories to "count"
well...hun
Santa is Santa not a miracle calorie zapper
But being Ms Claus I'll make him
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:21:00 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB
I took 5 less pills this year?
What ever was I thinking?
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:21:12 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: PaulaB
Dear Santa,
I would like leading Democrats to truly act responsibly next year. I know I'm asking for a lot, but things are getting out of hand. Have I been nice? Yes, and I've even praised Joe Lieberman a few times this year.
Thank you!
John
P.S. Could we please have a Borders Act that doesn't say a word about amnesty? I know you're going to have to give lumps of coal to those nasty businessmen who are hiring illeglas, but they haven't been nice to America!
To: PaulaB
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:22:46 PM PST
by
jdm
(I'm not blunting.)
To: PaulaB
Oh, you have your ways, do you? Cool!
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:24:47 PM PST
by
alwaysconservative
(2005: Purple, Cedar, and Orange revolutions, and Times' POTY are rich, aging do-gooders.)
To: PaulaB
Dear Santa:
Please deliver me a fresh helping of thankfulness!
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:25:07 PM PST
by
MarineBrat
(Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
To: PaulaB
Dear Santa:
PLEASE stop giving me coal... I REALLY am a good girl, I think you better check that list of yours thrice instead of twice.
Sincerely,
MM
To: PaulaB
Dear Santa,
Is it possible you could take the words "I" and "me" out of my senior editor's vocabulary?
That way she'd be rendered speechless.
Please? I'll give up my martini if you will.
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:28:41 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: motormouth
MM my sister...
you know we in this crowd will vouch for you
Ok we haven't been good girls everyday
either but maybe if we stand close together Santa will just think we are all to cute to pass up
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:29:23 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:29:56 PM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
To: peacebaby
I'll give up my martini if you will
No dear...
Ms Claus cannot give up her martinis no matter how close we are
you've seen how cold it is up here and the hubby ;P
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:33:38 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB
Dear Santa ~
What I really want most for Christmas this year is for every one's heart to know ...
I have a list of people I know,
All written in a book.
And every year at Christmastime,
I go and take a look.
And that is when I realize,
That those names are a part,
Not of the book they're written in,
But of my very heart.
For each name stands for someone,
Who has crossed my path some time.
And in that meeting they've become,
A treasured friend of mine.
And once you've met some people,
The years can not erase,
The memory of a pleasant word,
Or a friendly face.
So when I send a Christmas card,
That is addressed to you,
It's because you're on that list,
Of folk I'm indebted to.
And you are one of many folk who,
In times past I've met,
And happen to be one of those,
I don't want to forget.
And whether I have known you for,
Many years or few,
In some way you have a part in,
Shaping things I do.
This, the spirit of Christmas,
that Forever and ever endures.
May it leave it richest blessing,
In the hearts of you and yours.
Thanks, Santa!
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:35:39 PM PST
by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
We will be hosting a dinner in his honor on the 24th if you and Mrs. Claus should care to attend.
Yummmm I'll be there
oh wait...better NOT bring the sleigh
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:36:28 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB
Osama bin Laden's head on a stick please.
To: PaulaB
I'm the anti-Santa.
If you are naughty, I give you something special.
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posted on
12/20/2005 1:39:48 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Over it is not, until over it is." -- Yoda Berra)
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