Posted on 12/16/2005 6:43:55 AM PST by SteveSpeaking
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Infidels (formally Jingle Bells)
Dashing thru the sand, With a Christian head in hand, While we speak of peace, Our Jihad will not cease!
Watch them wring their hands, Just like we have planned, Oh what fun it is to kill, On our way to paradise!
Infidels! Infidels! We will kill you all! Strapping on our dynamite, At bus stops and the malls!
Infidels! Infidels! We will kill you all! While we speak the words of peace, We'll make sure that you fall!
Last Christmas (Formally White Christmas)
I'm dreaming of the last Christmas. Just like Muhammad has foretold. Where the Christians are weeping, Their corpses seeping, Brains and blood onto the snow!
Oh Holiday Tree (formally Oh Christmas Tree)
Oh Holiday Tree! Oh Holiday Tree! We have removed Christianity!
Oh Holiday Tree! Oh Holiday Tree! We tricked them into destiny!
We speak of peace while killing them, They apologize for our mayhem!
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Welcome. Somewhat amusing first post.....did you write that yourself or do you have a link?
Thank You!
Hmmm...I didn't mean to break any rules, what is a "vanity" thread?
{{HUGS}}
A vanity post is one with no link, presumably written by the poster. The general idea of FR is to post a news story from somewhere on the web, and provide a link to the original article. Then the followup posts discuss or comment on the news story.
You'll get some flack because of your post, but I think you'll survive the day if you allow people some room to criticize you for posting a vanity on your first day.
Welcome to Free Republic!
Yes we do. And they are not invited this year. LOL
Quiet Christmas at home with the immediate family this year?
Not so quiet. All the family is coming to our place for Christmas dinner. But they all leave at the end of the day too! :o)
OH, I like quiet better.
Everyone demands to see our daughter, so it's easier than us making the rounds. LOL
What are your plans?
It's certainly safe to post a link to it here as a reply to an existing thread, but to make it a new thread on its own might be indescreet on your first day. The Viking Kitties (of which I'm one) have been pinged to your attention back on post #2 of this thread. You'll learn what the VK's are and what their purpose is over time.
My best advice is to sit back and enjoy. Find some ping lists you'd like to join and lurk for at least a day or two. All will become clear over time.
Welcome to FR, steve. If you can get somebody to record that in an Osama-like voice, you'll be famous.
Home, nothing more than that. Quiet and simple.
Are you gonna cook a goose?
Ham. He wants ham. I have never eaten a goose.
An oldie but a goody sent out to Mike Tyson...I can only remember the first verse:
You better not chomp
You better not chew
Holyfield's ear is not a cashew!
Santa Claus is coming to town
With Green Eggs, perchance?
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