Posted on 12/15/2005 11:17:42 AM PST by freedom44
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
LOL, now that is just plain funny. True and funny.
I think I may puke...
Bleargh!
Too late, I puked.
The issue with wwnews is that sometimes they do print true bizarre stories...you just can't always tell which ones unless AP or something like that picks it up. The story should be easy to corroborate from other stories.
I don't doubt a story like that could be true....like the previous poster whose friend discovered whe had been flirting unknowingly on line with her father in law!
Disconcerting to say the least, lol.
That bleargh sounded too close like John Dean's arrgh!
Wasn't this a scene in a movie recently, except between a father and daughter who meet this same way?
-----That is already a Lifetime cable channels' movie only it was a girl who went online and met her father at a dating club online. That has got to be the worst moment in your life to know you have been courting your own parent/child!
It could only be worse if his mother happened to work for the police department trying to catch perverts trying to lure underage girls to meet them in a parking lot, motel, etc. for sex.
UNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
They may have mischaracterized Beelzebub in this news article:
Satan says to him upon waking chained (in adamant) to the lake of fire after nine days fall:
"If thou beest he, but o how fallen, how
Changed from him who in the happy realms of
Light didst outshine myriads though bright..."
Eliot and others under the tutelage of that sneering pig Leavis says this is evidence that Milton was of the devil's party without knowing it. However, Satan's speech is just fragment after fragment of misery. He can't put a complete thought in place. It's perfect poetry.
And while "To reign is worth ambition," the whole sovreignty thing is overemphasized.
Sorry. Miltonist. Too, pardon the metrics... it's from memory.
That is so wrong, on so many levels...
LOL!
DOH. ... and I checked too.
This doesn't pass the smell test. It's probably made up. If not, it smells for a different reason.
Sick!
Well the husband did the right thing, made his wife stop using the internet. Yea like she will stop...She's obviously ready to let her promiscuity/adultery desire kick in. There's no stopping a woman in that age bracket when her libido makes the decisions.
Does this guy write for Literotica?
http://english.literotica.com/stories/stories_by_category.php?category=9&page=26
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