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SUPER-STUD FACES A SHRINKING
NY Post ^
| 12/15/2005
| Page Six
Posted on 12/15/2005 9:57:46 AM PST by Callahan
IT'S a bird, it's a plane — it's superbulge! "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production.
"It's a major issue for the studio," a "Superman Returns" production source fretted to the London Sun. "Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."
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To: BJClinton
I don't mean to sound naive, but holy smokes, is that pic for real?
No wonder the man 'clanks' when he walks.
Dang.
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posted on
12/15/2005 12:16:35 PM PST
by
Peleliu1944
(What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?)
To: Darksheare
To: Callahan
He must be in the third category of condoms. "Large, extra large, and "You ain't coming near me with that".
103
posted on
12/15/2005 12:18:38 PM PST
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush and the SAPPS)
To: windcliff
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Okers.
Since you say not to get sceered, I guess I'm safe then.
105
posted on
12/15/2005 12:20:56 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Peleliu1944
Well, his nick name is "Big Time".
106
posted on
12/15/2005 12:22:57 PM PST
by
BJClinton
(Happy Ramahanakwanzmas!)
To: stylecouncilor
To: wallcrawlr
I can add a picture of Helen Thomas, if you think that would help.
108
posted on
12/15/2005 12:25:52 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I decided to check with the experts at
The BULGE RESEARCH INSTITUTE and they say Superman may be very sexy or even cute, but he looks like a sucker in a blue & red suit.
109
posted on
12/15/2005 12:26:26 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Every Time Someone Says HAPPY HOLIDAYS an Elf Dies.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Wrestling is NOT gay.
110
posted on
12/15/2005 12:28:00 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Every Time Someone Says HAPPY HOLIDAYS an Elf Dies.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Ah!!! Thanks for the instructions. #4 was the only one I could figure out. LOL! I thought jock straps are supposed to hide that stuff! Little that I know!
I sat at eye level to the ballet dudes last weekend as they were twirling around with big smiles on their face. ROFL! They have to know the reaction they're getting. I wonder what age little girls start wondering what those lumps are down there. I can't remember... I didn't know until this year. LOL!!!! wink, wink
111
posted on
12/15/2005 12:28:28 PM PST
by
phantomworker
(We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
To: Callahan; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida
Is this what FR has been reduced to? I mean... where's the rational political discourse and intelligent analysis of the news anymore? Is it all about sex? Can't we keep our focus? Shouldn't we be keeping our eye on the prize?
< /feeble attempt at maintaining my respectability >
Okay, now that I got that out of the way...
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,
,
I always heard it was about the thumbs.
Hmmm.......
To: Dashing Dasher
no, no, no need for that.
there is only so far a turtle can hid in his shell...if you know what i mean.
113
posted on
12/15/2005 12:28:59 PM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(Pray for the troops [all the troops here and abroad]: Success....and nothing less!!)
To: feinswinesuksass; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; arasina; colorcountry; JLO; najida; Auntbee; ...
Geez... even I can learn from the experts at
The BULGE RESEARCH INSTITUTE!
I'll be busy for a few hours taking some expert training.
Holy COW~
114
posted on
12/15/2005 12:29:17 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: stylecouncilor
Oh my!
Who knew there were two sites for such .. things.
115
posted on
12/15/2005 12:30:13 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Nita Nupress
LOL!
Yeah, that's one of the pics I've stumbled across (another is a workout photo that is drool worthy)
116
posted on
12/15/2005 12:30:34 PM PST
by
najida
(Cruelty, mockery, ridicule; the weapon of sanctimonious bullies too stupid to recognize insults ;))
To: BJClinton
LOL
Very good.
I have a great comeback, but I'll keep it clean.
117
posted on
12/15/2005 12:31:17 PM PST
by
Peleliu1944
(What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?)
To: BJClinton
What is becoming of our super heros?
118
posted on
12/15/2005 12:32:28 PM PST
by
AxelPaulsenJr
(Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush and the SAPPS)
To: Dashing Dasher
It's very important business. LOL!
To: Dashing Dasher
I'll have to check it out at home. The work filter will not let me look.
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