What Are Your Favorite, Funny Christmas Songs?

12/13/05 | Reaganesque

[Reaganesque]

Here's a couple of mine:

Porky Pig's Blue Christmas

and

Bob & Doug McKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas

[proudofthesouth]

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

[GaltMeister]

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

[FearlessFreep]

Of course being of Polish heritage, I'm partial to Veggie Tales, "The 8 Polish Foods of Christmas"

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I love the Hairbrush Song. My daughter used to sing it non stop.

[Reaganesque]

I did not know that. Thanks, that's pretty cool!

[pettifogger]

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth -- since we are facing the prospect of our 6-yr-old losing both front teeth in the next week or so!

[Logic n' Reason]

Mariah Carrey - "All I Want for Christmas is You"

[NathanDahlin]

Bob Rivers' Chipmunks Roasting On an Open Fire = hilarious

[Reaganesque]

I love Jeff Foxworth! Have you heard any of Larry the Cableguy's Christmas tunes? I like "Donny the Retard," sung to "Frosty the Snowman."

Donny the Retard
had an eight pound waterhead
He was five foot three
and he said to me
I LIKE TATER TOTS!! HA, HA!!

[CharlesWayneCT]

Bump The Vote for Christmas at ground Zero.....

[Old Sarge]

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" - Elmo & Patsy

"Run, Run, Rudolph" - Jimmy Buffett

"Ho, Ho, Ho, and a Bottle Of Rum" - Jimmy Buffett

[AliVeritas]

"Give love on Christmas Day" Temptations version

"O Come, O Come Emmanuel" my daughter's pick.

[CharlesWayneCT]

"Crabs for Christmas"

'In a department store North of Houston,
Sat a Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

In a minute he knows, the front door will close,
And this tired old Santa can pack up an leave,

when a big fellow came out of nowhere,
and he sat right down on Santa's knee,

And the .......... As the Big fellow said,
Dear Santa I appreciate you listening to me,

And He Said
Oh, I want Crabs for Christmas
Oh, Only Crabs will do,
Oh, for with Crabs for Christmas
My Christmas wish'll come true.

(etc).

[NathanDahlin]

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[Lil'freeper]

"Christmas Wrapping" by the Waitresses.

Excellent song - my first choice as well. My runner up is the 12 Days of Christmas as sung by John Denver and the Muppets.

Ba-dum-dum-dum

[najida]

The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen

[tonycavanagh]

You aint getting <> for christmas. Its about gramps and gran waiting for the kids who never turn up and getting more and more annoyed.

[Commander Salamander]

I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas - Yogi Yorgesson

[MotleyGirl70]

"Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC.

You beat me to it ;)

[MotleyGirl70]

"Silent Night" (Stille Nacht) is my favorite classic Christmas song.

The lyrics are beautiful.

[Penn_Cajun]

Adam Sandler's "Chanukah Song"