Since the end of the year is coming up we have all of these "Best of 2005" things so I want to throw a "Worst headline of 2005" thread and I need your help. The headline must be from an English language MSM online article, nothing translated through babelfish. The current reigning worst headline is:
NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow. Your submissions are appreciated.
1 posted on
12/02/2005 5:40:21 AM PST by
BJClinton
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2 posted on
12/02/2005 5:40:42 AM PST by
BJClinton
(The short answer is that I am 47 years old and I am not a blithering idiot. ~Buckhead)
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3 posted on
12/02/2005 5:41:10 AM PST by
Xenophobic Alien
(Kerry lost. Please take that stupid bumper sticker off your car!)
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3rd!
6 posted on
12/02/2005 5:43:13 AM PST by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger)
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Time to paartaay!!
8 posted on
12/02/2005 5:45:49 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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HAPPY FRIDAY!
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I'm in the top 635 posts!
Woo-hoo!
11 posted on
12/02/2005 5:47:47 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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Headline: "Dick to replace Johnson vs. Gamecocks (Says coach Nutt)"
From ESPN, posted on FR
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Somedays, the job is done, and then...
15 posted on
12/02/2005 5:52:01 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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If you value your money, heed this warning:
16 posted on
12/02/2005 5:53:43 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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Calibrate your speedometer carefully:
21 posted on
12/02/2005 5:55:59 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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Well darn! ~ I missed it by this much (--)
See this post
23 posted on
12/02/2005 5:56:52 AM PST by
Zacs Mom
(Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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Come on, punk, make my night:
24 posted on
12/02/2005 5:57:33 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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I'm here..... *clunk* (head hits desk)
25 posted on
12/02/2005 5:58:11 AM PST by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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Guess the secret ingredient:
26 posted on
12/02/2005 5:59:06 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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In the spirit of the season:
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.
The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"
27 posted on
12/02/2005 6:00:11 AM PST by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
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Get there early for the best seat:
29 posted on
12/02/2005 6:01:01 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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Exercise is good for you! Me, I'm watchin' the game...:
30 posted on
12/02/2005 6:02:27 AM PST by
Izzy Dunne
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